FML : Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the...

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 17 December 2013 17:20 / Canada - Edmonton

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By jgmarines | 4

#5795977 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:55

Kill them with fire

By TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5795978 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:55

Ant that the worst! Don't let it bug you too much.

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By jgmarines | 4

#5795977 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:55

Kill them with fire

thweakmn | 3

#5797663 - Thursday 19 December 2013 7:14

Bro, they're already fire ants

colby6666 | 42

#5979585 - Wednesday 18 June 2014 14:50

Run.

By TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5795978 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:55

Ant that the worst! Don't let it bug you too much.

scarletclaw | 11

#5796700 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 8:38

Don't get mad get Glad!

By TheCerealKiller | 24

#5795979 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:55

Could be worse. For instance, it could be a bunch of spiders.

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5795997 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:00

That you had almost swallowed.

RenoTheRhino | 30

#5796022 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:23

Or hundreds of baby centipedes....Oh..god.

BubbleGrunge | 18

#5796083 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:01

Roaches??

purrypie | 9

#5796087 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:04

Hi, I'd like to leave the planet please. Yes this happened after you suggested that

Zaros_fml | 24

#5796135 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:26

Nopenopenope.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5796390 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:12

Apparently your trash is infested with red ants. Spiders would keep your home biter-free.

fucMyLifeSoHard | 18

#5796448 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:35

5- Do you often find yourself eating your trash?

Puffgurl | 6

#5796950 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 17:23

But spiders bite

Not_Impressed13 | 9

#5797874 - Thursday 19 December 2013 15:00

#33 - #5 was trying to tie into a previous FML...

By jsni2132 | 18

#5795985 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:57

Reading that left me *puts on sunglasses* splitting at the sides

Zaros_fml | 24

#5796137 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:28

I want to hate you, but I can't.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5796242 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 1:43

**All you need is love**

wardo | 4

#5796956 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 17:28

Shut the fuck up

By autinyork | 6

#5795998 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:00

Spray them with a hose and then get shrunken down by them to only realize how hard the work. WHOOP ANT BULLYYYYYYY

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5796537 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 5:57

What are you smoking?

By animalxcrackers | 20

#5795999 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:02

Jeez, how long had you left it there?

By zoepie | 7

#5796005 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:06

Nuke the neighborhood, you might be safe then.

By Bumblebrea99 | 14

#5796007 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:08

Next time you should double bag! :P

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5796357 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 3:42

I read that last part as douche bag...

By RenoTheRhino | 30

#5796012 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:10

Vacuum time.

By zoegirl_455 | 30

#5796016 - Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:15

Time to get a new house!

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