Today, while on a road trip through Australia with my dad, we were both complaining that we had yet to see any kangaroos. Suddenly, we saw one up real close. The rental car saw it even closer. FML I agree, your life sucks 49555 I agree, your life sucks 49555 You deserved it 7424 You deserved it 7424 2 1 12 7 By australian6196 / Wednesday 5 February 2014 02:36 / Australia - Sydney
Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug.... I agree, your life sucks 27450 I agree, your life sucks 27450 You deserved it 1884 You deserved it 1884 87
Today, my mum called me at work in hysterics, saying she had just been arrested and that I needed to get her dog from her house. I had no idea why she was arrested. I hear nothing from her until 1 a.m. when she calls, waking me up. The first words out of her mouth are, "How's the dog?" FML I agree, your life sucks 8959 I agree, your life sucks 8959 You deserved it 723 You deserved it 723 20 6 2 5 28 By CaffeinePlz_24_7 - / Wednesday 16 November 2016 14:20 /
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could.... I agree, your life sucks 9395 I agree, your life sucks 9395 You deserved it 44116 You deserved it 44116 79
Today, the girl i am in love with drunk texted me that she loves me. That's the second time this has happened. She cannot even say she has feelings for... I agree, your life sucks 1190 I agree, your life sucks 1190 You deserved it 87 You deserved it 87 11
Today, I was put in the middle of a decision; either sleep without a heater on and see my breath at night, or sleep with a heater, and risk heat stroke.... I agree, your life sucks 11 I agree, your life sucks 11 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 2
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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