Work, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Spiders: Sticky situation - FML

Sticky situation

By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 06:00

Today, at work, I thought I had to fart, but didn’t trust it. I squeezed cheek and hurried to the bathroom. As I was sitting down, liquid shot out of my butthole and got on the seat. I then sat in it. On top of, that I saw a spider crawl out of my underwear. The spider bothers me more. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 July 2022 6:25

Was that a spider or a "crab?"

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 July 2022 6:25

Was that a spider or a "crab?"

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