By tobuscus9412 - 22/03/2015 01:04 - Australia - Woronora

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Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML
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arandomperson97 18

Did he use objects from the shelf as visuals too?

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feven 32

"So son, you take this here (picks up shoes) and stick it into here (points at socks). AND that is how babies are made"

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aseim9497 18

"At you age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die."

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Sora_McKain 36

Ok, I know what this is from but I can't, for the life of me, remember!

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Sneakyno1 11

My dad did out while we were walking around the neighbor hood.

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Markovski 18

You weren't the only one he was teaching ;)

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buymevickis92 26

he probably though that if he embarrassed you bad enough you won't have sex lol.

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xswitch74 17

At least you didn't have to learn using the internet. #js

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earthday18 7

my dad still pretends that I'm 2 and haven't even considered the opposite sex and when I do talk about them he runs away

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ThatHorse 15

AND THESE ARE CONDOMS. THEY'RE ONLY 98% EFFECTIVE AT BIRTH CONTROL SO MAKE SURE YOU ADD IN THIS *grabs birth control pill* BUT ABOVE ALL DON'T HAVE SEX AND YOU WON'T GET PREGNANT... MAYBE

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