Intimacy: Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues."...

By vansboy - 15/11/2010 04:26

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

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Thursday 18 April 2013 1:26

Lol

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