Intimacy: Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues."... - FML

By vansboy - 15/11/2010 04:26

Spicy

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

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Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By sarskii - 16/08/2010 23:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

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By Marteeny - 09/06/2016 03:14

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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You deserved it 1 422

By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

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You deserved it 10 244

By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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You deserved it 4 574

My little boy

By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

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You deserved it 3 487

Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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You deserved it 247

By yellow_sunflowers101 - 16/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML

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You deserved it 4 888

Single life

By idk what to do - 04/03/2021 00:30

Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML

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You deserved it 159

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Top comments

12596 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

this looks like Justin biebers future FML

stealthkitten 3

Monday 15 November 2010 9:20

haha family fail

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ekdfml 20

Monday 15 November 2010 9:20

haha that sucks! 1st

stealthkitten 3

Monday 15 November 2010 9:20

haha family fail

TexanDanny 2

Monday 15 November 2010 10:24

LOL

novair 5

Monday 15 November 2010 14:26

well when you jerk it in the family room it does become an issue. trust me I know. oh wait......

belouie 2

Monday 15 November 2010 16:34

must have been pretty secret then haha

EvilDoll 7

Monday 15 November 2010 9:20

good to see you're becoming a woman!

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Monday 15 November 2010 9:30

Or man, I suppose? I know a guy who I can picture this happening to... he's my age, 17 yet he's the same size and build as my 8 year old brother... and his voice is about the same too. So to the OP I say... TAKE SOME GODDAMN TESTOSTERONE (sp?) PILLS YA BITCH! Just kidding. But really.

Ryanfmlfiend 0

Monday 15 November 2010 11:07

hahaha lack of puberty issues

hahaalolz 0

Monday 15 November 2010 13:39

9 Ur related to Justin bieber?

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Monday 15 November 2010 15:45

52 - Aiish I said my brother was 8 -__- But I KNOW a guy as I described. Reading won't kill ya you know.

12596 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:24

this looks like Justin biebers future FML

knoll4007 3

Monday 15 November 2010 12:14

hahaha total win^^

zombieglamour_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 19:42

agreed. god I hate Justin beiber lol

crazykid300 6

Friday 25 May 2012 6:32

No justin biebers will b wen he 30

meganannee 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:25

haha that sucks for you! Move out!

Rhianikki 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:27

Your family needs a hobby...

HSOMGF 5

Monday 15 November 2010 9:29

You need a new family.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 15 November 2010 9:31

Yeah, you're 21. Don't ya think it's time to start wearing deodorant?

77taylah33 0

Monday 15 November 2010 10:06

It couldn't just be smell it could be being bitchy anything

KiaMaster 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:34

are u not a woman yet?

smokeymcpottt 3

Monday 15 November 2010 9:36

You must be Asian.

Chinnithy 0

Monday 15 November 2010 9:50

I'm 31.

sonusingh 0

Monday 15 November 2010 11:32

lol

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 15 November 2010 19:37

I reached for it, but her parents kicked my ass.

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML

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