vansboy
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
aces10
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Admit it
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
sarskii
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
Marteeny
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
xtilltheendx
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thin walls
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Blazouta
France
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
stubble
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
My little boy
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
TedX
Denial
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
yellow_sunflowers101
United States
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
idk what to do
Single life
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
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12596 0
this looks like Justin biebers future FML
stealthkitten 3
haha family fail
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Arsonnist 3
So much for secret. Are you a spy?
mountneer 0
ok here's what you need to do, go steal a car, and a copy of Morrison hotel. go until you run out of gas then get out and have sex with the first thing you see. then you will be a man (or woman).
sbuxsux11 8
he'll yes!
Alleged_Cranium 7
1. ********** quieter. 2. wear deodorant. 3. talk calmly so your voice doesn't crack. 4. use a concealer on your zits. 5. shave. 6. clean up the bathroom after you shave. 7. control your mood swings with meditation or drugs. 8. stop acting horny with the pets.
grabblebyk 1
Nice advice here.
jose1760 1
You are my hero....
RedPillSucks 33
You forgot 9. ?????? 10. Profit!!!
W4X 0
9 could be stop hanging out in the playground at McDonalds. And OP should KNOW it's true
zodak 0
move out already !!!
bamagrl410 31
I feel like this story is missing something... like maybe a point haha. Oh, and marinus, what did you get banned for?
vballchick101 0
Wow that's awkward...
Judus_beej 0
late bloomer eh? well hopefully they can help with your "little" problem.
oldpeople 0
Sounds like a certain little boy.... Justin Bieber.. Hah
mooimmagoat 0
Justin beaver?
kk15375 0
when you say nice personality, you mean the one that punched a 12 year old? he's a real winner.