By stutterernotschizophrenic - 15/11/2010 03:43

Today, I was alone in my dorm room rehearsing comments to make in my writing class tomorrow. I grew up with a severe stutter, and rehearsing like this is one of the ways I keep my speech under control. What I didn't plan on was my roommate walking in. I think she now thinks I'm schizophrenic. FML
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annetsplayground 2

there is a very simple solution to this. when she walks in on you, pause and say: 'oh hi, i was just rehearsing for my class tomorrow' if she lives with you she probably knows you have a stutter and she'll understand. duh.

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ideasrule 13

Tell her about it? Is it so hard for her to believe you have a stutter if you see her every day?

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EpicPear 0

Yep. Now your life is ****** and you will never be able to explain to her the truth although she is right next to you.

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

I believe it was a poor attempt to say "pear backwards". Tsk, they must have a speech impediment like the OP. Sighs. On a compleately unrelated note.. I know this guy who has a speech impediment that makes it sound like he has a British accent. Coolest thing ever. :)

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

Whoops, got my quotation mark in the wrong place. ** "pear" There we go. At ease, grammar Nazis. As you were!

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liecake 0

Don't worry, 22, none of us get it, either.

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bailes_o_hay 0

lol so your saying british people sound like that because they all have speech impediments?! interesting

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Sw33tFML 0

no, I've heard people are told that if they fake an accent their stuttering will decrease...crazy...

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petrc1290 0

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gladstone123 5

But if you normally stutter, wouldn't she know?

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rickolette 0

Probably. Her roommate might not have ever seen her nervous before.

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nigsuzzi 3

Perhaps op rehearses every conversation of her life before she has it O_o

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ideasrule 13

Tell her about it? Is it so hard for her to believe you have a stutter if you see her every day?

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FriendlyFires 0

i know how you feel,I have the same problem

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Arsonnist 3

Do you rehearse everything you say to her?

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annetsplayground 2

there is a very simple solution to this. when she walks in on you, pause and say: 'oh hi, i was just rehearsing for my class tomorrow' if she lives with you she probably knows you have a stutter and she'll understand. duh.

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Zebidee 8

Exactly this. Firstly, rehearsing stuff is what everybody is told to do, and secondly, so what - just explain it. Either you reacted in a bizarre manner, or your roommate is staggeringly immature. If they bring it up again, just tell them they're a idiot.

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nigsuzzi 3

I find most FMLs, like Adam Sandler movies, can be solved very easily with a simple conversation.

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FYLDeep 25

Nah, you got it mixed up. You're supposed to practice writing for writing class. I know these things can be confusing...

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justsomgirl 4

This comment totally made me laugh. Out loud even. Well done.

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rockefoe 6

hey that's cool! some really smart people are schizophrenic!

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