Miscellaneous: Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled...

By parkinglotslayer - 11/06/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my family and I were parking downtown when my sister yelled to watch out for a man approaching our car. I see him pull something from his pocket. I yell "It's a knife, don't roll down the window!" It was a pen, he was the parking attendant and the window was already rolled down. FML

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By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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Hogs gone wild

By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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Oh lawd, he comin'

By logkitty - 10/04/2012 04:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was sitting in my car outside my apartment complex when a man came around the corner holding something shiny, and I thought was a gun. Thinking I was about to get robbed at gunpoint, I bugged out and threw up. It was a silver watering can. He asked if I was okay. FML

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Sketchy

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendant. He had my car towed. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By FrOsTy25 - 13/04/2011 22:57

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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By relievedbutashamed - 22/02/2019 20:00

Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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ASUdec 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:13

Can't tell a knife from a pen.

C_Wicked27 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:31

And let me guess, you guys were about to floor it to your gated community after all that, weren't you? I know that according to the news, the amount of people randomly murdering other people has dramatically risen in recent years, but that isn't true. In fact, violent crime has dropped pretty substantially across the country in most cases. On the other hand though, media coverage of violent crime in recent years has skyrocketed. Basically, what I'm trying to say is.... STOP BEING SO ******* PARANOID.

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tagyoureit 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:44

LOL It gave me a good laugh regardless.

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:55

Parking attendants have uniforms you paranoid dumbass. Go back to the country and stay out of the city.

whatev5297 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:56

your. life. is. over.

razzumfrazzum 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:05

Did you also yell stranger danger? This is what happens when parents raise their kids in a bubble. YDI @Organisedchaos: How the hell is what chaddyd said funny? Thats not funny at all, its just a racist stereotype. You wouldn't know that though cuz you've never seen the Jim-Crow cartoon that shows a stork carrying a black baby wearing a "thief's" mask and holding a switch blade. Chaddyd's a fuckn racist and you're an ignorant dumbass for thinking its funny.

greeneye_fml 12

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:43

FAIL

MissBunnyfufu 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 23:56

paranoia

crzymonkeyxo 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:00

haha =/ a lil bit of an overreaction

MissBunnyfufu 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:02

People are crazy these days, you don't know what they'll do or pull out (like a gun and shoot you for no reason, just because you exist at the wrong place and wrong time) Giving the people the benefit of the doubt would be naivety but then again it may make us appear more sane than to freak out Can't live our lives in fear and instincts and high alerts... paradox of it all