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It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.

Maybe let her pursue her passion

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Maybe let her pursue her passion

*passes a mortuary* this is where people sleep. daughter: let's stop I'm tired

Probably best. If Massachusetts strip clubs are anything like the ones where I live, the owner will be shot by his mob buddies by the time she's 10.

Did Dave and busters decide to try other business options?

When my cousin was 4 she wanted to be a pole dancer.

When I was a little kid I used to spin around the poles on the bus. A few months ago I tried a pole fitness class and quite enjoyed it. Suggest it to your cousin, there's nothing sexy about it btw :)

gives pole position a new meaning

Pole dancing is quite amazing as long as you keep your clothes on. XD

Isn't there a TV show about that on TLC? Sign her up

It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.

She's gonna be so disappointed when dancing at Golden Banana doesn't show up on her first Career Day aptitude test

She doesn't know it's a strip club. Her innocent mind thinks it's just dancing.

The joke ---------- Your head

Oh my god, I know that place. I used to pass it everyday to get home

Daddy issues starting early

not likely. dad gave an unembellished answer and the kid did what kids do. all innocent, no issues

I think he was making a reference to the fact that most people seem to think strippers are damaged in some way. (Which I think is bullshit) Most notably by their fathers which makes them pursue a career in a field that allows them dominance over men. But I could be wrong.

got it^ Freud theories.

It's better than her knowing what it actually is. Don't worry, OP, she'll forget about it in a few days, little kids always do.

And so began her journey. 'twas destiny calling.

Thank you for making my day! Too funny. It's ok though, I one thought streakers were something you attached to the handle bars of your bicycle. Lol