Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML
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Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
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Top comments
chuka81 27
It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.
MCFX2 10
Maybe let her pursue her passion
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MCFX2 10
Maybe let her pursue her passion
MeanBeagle 22
*passes a mortuary* this is where people sleep. daughter: let's stop I'm tired
Wakachulak 22
Probably best. If Massachusetts strip clubs are anything like the ones where I live, the owner will be shot by his mob buddies by the time she's 10.
willela14 9
Did Dave and busters decide to try other business options?
Crystal4 23
When my cousin was 4 she wanted to be a pole dancer.
Mauskau 35
When I was a little kid I used to spin around the poles on the bus. A few months ago I tried a pole fitness class and quite enjoyed it. Suggest it to your cousin, there's nothing sexy about it btw :)
RedPillSucks 31
gives pole position a new meaning
survivor_luv 11
Pole dancing is quite amazing as long as you keep your clothes on. XD
naturallyfuck 17
Isn't there a TV show about that on TLC? Sign her up
chuka81 27
It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.
jerzjay 17
She's gonna be so disappointed when dancing at Golden Banana doesn't show up on her first Career Day aptitude test
igg125 30
She doesn't know it's a strip club. Her innocent mind thinks it's just dancing.
Roxas_hearts 27
The joke ---------- Your head
RedPillSucks 31
woosh!!
Jashie 18
Oh my god, I know that place. I used to pass it everyday to get home
JustinJK 21
Daddy issues starting early
lovelockdown23 23
wtf?
RedPillSucks 31
not likely. dad gave an unembellished answer and the kid did what kids do. all innocent, no issues
thisguy22 33
I think he was making a reference to the fact that most people seem to think strippers are damaged in some way. (Which I think is bullshit) Most notably by their fathers which makes them pursue a career in a field that allows them dominance over men. But I could be wrong.
JustinJK 21
got it^ Freud theories.
matteofox 10
It's better than her knowing what it actually is. Don't worry, OP, she'll forget about it in a few days, little kids always do.
kindasortayeah 25
And so began her journey. 'twas destiny calling.
NH_Freelancer 19
Thank you for making my day! Too funny. It's ok though, I one thought streakers were something you attached to the handle bars of your bicycle. Lol