Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
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chuka81 27
It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.
MCFX2 10
Maybe let her pursue her passion
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Comments (72)
roflmfao167 3
I live in MA, so I'm assuming your talking about the one on route one. When I was younger, my dad told me it was a gym Where people "work out"
laden_swallow09 34
The women do, anyway.
praesidiem 16
At least it's not "DP Golden Banana".
ally8 21
It's cute when kids are naive- don't worry no one will actually think she means she wants to be a stripper
lmfao789 11
I'm moving to Peabody, MA next month ??
luvtogofast 3
I love the Banana! Been there many times.
pajamajeans 18
That'll be a fun story to tell at her wedding.
fader48080 10
the hard truth is this if you go into it with the right mind set you can make more in a day than most people do in a week. assuming you start at 18 and do it until you're 26. if you work hard have any level of talent and invest not horribly like maintain a good savings account you can walk away with a decent car money for a decent house enough money for college and to not have to work though college and have enough left over to start a business. in short if you can avoid the pitt falls you could do way worse.
laden_swallow09 34
Do you have a moment to talk about our great and noble Prophet, Punctuation?
dreamgoat 3
I'm finding this FML hilarious because at one point in time before I was born, my mother WAS a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. I remember her telling me stories of how she was a dancer there and one night her father came in with some friends from the office and how it was pretty much the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to her.
Brandi_Faith 33
That would be awful! For both her and her dad.
kmorse 14
route 1???
Angeuh_fml 21
OMG, I just can't stop laughing ^^ Almost crying :')