Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML
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Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
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Top comments
chuka81 27
It's always a wonderful thing to see children who know what they want to do early in life. In this case, an exotic dancer to pleasure mankind.
MCFX2 10
Maybe let her pursue her passion
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Comments (72)
jtfrisch 22
They start so young
Malecent 13
Im just here to be disliked
worldclassrager 39
And you successfully have achieved that goal...as in buried good job #12
funnygiggles12 3
well sir i can say you have came to the right place.
Silk_Routes 14
hahaaa...how cute she is, let her know once she wd understand the whole scenario
whitnayfortooh 29
Jesus Christ
Nilorak 24
Yes, my child what is it?
Quetzal27 12
Wow... this demonstrates that even a lie backfires. Good grief, one wonders what people will think about the parents, OP is just the sister.
igg125 30
He technicals didn't lie to her
igg125 30
She can dance to pay her way through college one dollar at a time.
hailzz_96 18
Who names a strip club the golden banana
Badkarma4u 17
"Dirty skanks with coke and meth habits" was taken
Sillsallad 15
I googled the club, they have amateur nights ;-)
Roxas_hearts 27
Donkey Kong 64 anyone?
worldclassrager 39
Just hope that she changes her mind when she gets older...