Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML
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Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
A fight and a beer... that's some great male bonding right there.
herpaderpaherp 17
Best friends can meet anywhere
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Comments (106)
spartangrl 6
were you casually seeing his friend?
Otaku_hime 6
Then you walk away and wait for the guy who does think you're worth it. I'm not going to sit here and judge either party but since OP put this up here I'm talking to her, if you really feel like you didn't do anything wrong then don't let anyone make you feel like you did, if it turns out that neither of these guys were good for you then relax and walk away, there's always plenty of new opportunities around the corner. Peace.
Golden_Rydes 3
My soon to be ex-wife isn't getting divorced for the 2nd time because she's such a saint. (she's more like a taint)
sythe511 28
The beauty of being a guy. Reason # 422: "Makes up easily"
TrinityNevada 11
that's not a FLM, that's a MLW (My Life Wins)! You got rid of two jerks who aren't worth your time.
Xalandra 17
Casually seeing someone....for 9 months? I'm sorry, that's just weird, if you can't make your mind up if you're serious or not by 9 months I think you need to move on. But the guys are just being dumb. OP isn't worth the drama? You mean the drama that OP's EX started with the fight, that drama? Hopefully now both of these exes will just leave you and future boyfriends alone. Don't worry OP, it's not your fault if you've moved on and your ex hasn't. It's also not your fault if your ex decides to start a physical altercation with your current boyfriend because he hasn't moved on. Your ex needs to grow up and take responsibility for his own actions, he started the fight, thus he started the drama.
rrchocogrl 11
True story, bro. That was LEGEN-... Wait for it... DARY! Gotta love Barney Stinson, yo xD
lowshadows 21
point taken, no woman is worth anything. otherwise we get that shit movie Twilight and Vampire Shit
8born8 18
Twilight has painted vampires in a heavily romanticised light, negating the vampires true nature... back to blade and lost boys for me, not this sugar coated rose tinted crapola.
TrinityNevada 11
So it's also a MLW - my life wins. You got rid of two jerks who don't deserve you. (And yes Mods, it's still a FML) *eyeroll*
SmuggletheBudgie 15
Well it's Australia so it's more of a matemance.
JazNim17 18
Sometimes it works that way for girls too. I dated a guy who left me for my cousin, then started calling me again. My cousin and I were both in love with the dude and we stayed up all night one night screaming at each other until we decided "Know what? It's HIS fault!" We've never been closer. So no, friendships aren't always ripped apart when women fight over a guy.