Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0

Seems like you should've seen that one coming.

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genius_man16 0

Agree, they are EX's for a reason ya know. YDI for doin that. Should have known something was up.

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myfishisBOBA 0

... bummer. Well! He doesn't seem like the greatest guy. Good riddance.

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Stephai 0

No wonder he's an 'ex'.

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f_all_our_lives 4

damn, i had this before... except my ex gf was making her current boyfriend jealous.. well you`re a girl.. u could at least kick him in the... family jewels

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ilovefmlife 0

lol I completely agree

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SoniaLovesYou 0

BOTH girls should've kicked him in the nuts.

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Ms_Thingie 0

She should of kicked him in the futur babies LOL

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

...you shouldn't hit him in the balls.. he may atop acting like an ignorant fucktwat later and be a decent guy and want kids. punch him in the face.

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gingermonster16 0

At least he thought you had potential enough to make her jealous? Anyways, you really shouldn't go back to ex's, mostly. They always seem to continue find ways to **** you over in the end...

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__leela 0

Pahaha.. Aw.. Seemed to work at least. Scary-sounding current girlfriend.

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RoguePenguin 0

And this is why we stay away from our exes.

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Peroxide 3

That's the moment when you tell him in front of her you have herpes and you're preggas

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