To-Do List Blues So much to do, so little desire... I agree, your life sucks 425 I agree, your life sucks 425 You deserved it 104 You deserved it 104 3 3 3 58 By FML Approved - / Sunday 8 October 2017 21:00 /
Australia Today, I am yet again doing two management jobs for minimum wage. Whilst drowning in paperwork, a coworker asked me asked me to "be a dear" and file and...
Today, my motor blew in my car in the middle of the road. An officer showed up and called a tow, saying we could not wait for my girlfriend's insurance.... I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
United Kingdom Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML
United Kingdom Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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