To-Do List Blues So much to do, so little desire... I agree, your life sucks 427 I agree, your life sucks 427 You deserved it 104 You deserved it 104 3 3 3 58 By FML Approved - / Sunday 8 October 2017 21:00 /
Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML I agree, your life sucks 112 I agree, your life sucks 112 Phew, glad it wasn't me 13 Phew, glad it wasn't me 13 2
Today, I was awoken at 2AM being told to put some clothes on and get out as soon as possible, as the house is filled with smoke and flames are coming from... I agree, your life sucks 20 I agree, your life sucks 20 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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