To-Do List Blues So much to do, so little desire... I agree, your life sucks 428 I agree, your life sucks 428 You deserved it 104 You deserved it 104 3 3 3 58 By FML Approved - / Sunday 8 October 2017 21:00 /
Today, my polyamorous boyfriend's wife told me that she found out our shared partner was sleeping with her cousin, behind her and my back, for about a... I agree, your life sucks 694 I agree, your life sucks 694 You deserved it 824 You deserved it 824 11
Today I was finally able to get to sleep after a long weekend of being violently ill. I’m talking couldn’t even hold down water. Any way I finally get... I agree, your life sucks 1281 I agree, your life sucks 1281 You deserved it 116 You deserved it 116 12
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
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