Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML
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Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
A fight and a beer... that's some great male bonding right there.
herpaderpaherp 17
Best friends can meet anywhere
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Comments (106)
jdeezy01 13
No girl is worth that kind of drama
SpamPam 18
No person is. Those guys are kinda crazy for starting that stuff in the first place
thatonegirlnic 10
If they gave you up that easy, they probably weren't worth it anyway.
UberNova 18
No no no... SHE wasn't worth it.
jrock9093 18
Bro code can't break that
chilevmv 7
Man that's how best friends meet! You just guaranteed a friend ship!
AshaaFerreira 22
Maybe your weren't worth the drama... I would love to know what caused it in the first place
Imhere4fml 24
They were fighting for OP , so OP was the actual cause
Wizardo 33
Here we see a rare display of the 'bro code' or a friendly male courtship routine which creates a bromance for life. After displaying physical dominance and coming to a stalemate the subjects appease each other and call a truce over a cold beverage and manly talk, truly a dazzling display. Join me next time on FMWildLife where we will observe the peculiar happenings of mischievous elderly people.
Kn0wledge123 21
Feel better. You just made two guys friends instead of enemies. Situations like these sometimes escalate to people shooting it out.
Enslaved 36
Casually seeing? Does that mean booty-call?
TheDrifter 23
I believe it does. The big question is ex for how long? If it's less than 9 months this may all make sense.
christiangrey 4
they could secretly be dating.. duhh
legalizenow 16
Well, stop seeing that kid.