Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML
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Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
A fight and a beer... that's some great male bonding right there.
herpaderpaherp 17
Best friends can meet anywhere
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Comments (106)
Brandon_NW 9
And eventually the story ends gayly :)
King_paradox 22
This FML is my life story
OzzMonster 10
Consolatory bro-five my good man
Casp 4
OP never verified whether or not all the shit the guys said was true or not. So you just pretty much made up all that stuff in your head, countering your own point. Well done. (btw we do make up more shit than men, I don't like admitting it, but we do.)
SuperMew 22
When you say your new man of 9 months said you were not worth it... did you lose him? Or did he just think fighting over you was not worth it?
jh921971 10
Us guys don't hold grudges.
DanielleinDC 33
I'm sorry, OP. At least you're rid of two idiots now.
Lacist 19
I must say this dates back to 6th grade, where I fought a kid because he punched me and the. We became best friends.
Mysterious_one 26
sweet... I think they found out the bitter truth the hard way.. hahaha
sonicsistar 7
Well, if you liked both of them (at some point) they may very well have much in common and have what it takes to be good friends to each other. Cheers to them. I hope you didn't lose the guy. (If he is worth it and HIS drama)
_btwice 7
9 months is a long time to be "casually seeing" someone.