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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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You deserved it 24 731

Strategic

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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You deserved it 95 437

By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 76 572

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 224

By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

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You deserved it 6 755

By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 206

By Noname - 15/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

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You deserved it 5 629

Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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You deserved it 6 729

Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

Classy guy.

By This_girll - 20/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 August 2021 14:36

I hope you mean EX-ex-boyfriend... ...and EX-current-boyfriend.

cuz803 44

Thursday 12 August 2021 14:51

Just leave them and never look back. Forget you saw that disgusting mess and move on immediately. I'm sorry you experienced that.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 August 2021 14:36

I hope you mean EX-ex-boyfriend... ...and EX-current-boyfriend.

cuz803 44

Thursday 12 August 2021 14:51

Just leave them and never look back. Forget you saw that disgusting mess and move on immediately. I'm sorry you experienced that.

Plop 17

Thursday 12 August 2021 20:06

Just solve that problem the way a man would: HOT THREESOME!

Ellenness 5

Saturday 14 August 2021 11:31

Right? Two guys who both already know what you like? Sounds like an opportunity to me!

Plop 17

Saturday 14 August 2021 19:40

Well, to be fair, nothing says either of them is particularly good or knowledgeable when it comes to OP's sexual preferences. That being said, two guys does mean twice the odds that at least one of them will get things right. Also, double the available stamina.

SalamanderSlick 1

Saturday 14 August 2021 1:56

Pics or it didn't happen

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Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML

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Today, picking up my children from school, I overheard some kids saying what a rotten person their dad was, and how they hated him. It was my kids talking to their friends about me! Why? Because I didn't buy them a bag of jelly beans the day before. FML

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Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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