Kids, Sex, Relatable and Drugs: They grow up so fast these days… - FML

They grow up so fast these days…

By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 06:00

Spicy

Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 222

You deserved it 156

Kids Sex Relatable Drugs

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Plop 17

Send a private message

Monday 11 July 2022 13:51

Come on, that one's easy: "see son, if you play your cards well in life, maybe you'll be like that guy. Getting fellated in the middle of the day in a bathroom stall." See? Easy.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Send a private message

Saturday 16 July 2022 20:27

Wow... this is NOT the right kind of playground for kids, it seems. Sounds like it's becoming an adult playground.

Comments

Plop 17

Send a private message

Monday 11 July 2022 13:51

Come on, that one's easy: "see son, if you play your cards well in life, maybe you'll be like that guy. Getting fellated in the middle of the day in a bathroom stall." See? Easy.

RichardPencil 30

Send a private message

Monday 11 July 2022 14:26

Well, now that you have to have these conversations, don't screw them up. Don't forget the "pay attention to the balls while you're down there" part.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Send a private message

Saturday 16 July 2022 20:27

Wow... this is NOT the right kind of playground for kids, it seems. Sounds like it's becoming an adult playground.

Keywords

Clumsy Health Embarrassing Accident Mental health Psychology Transportation Miscellaneous Kids Parenting Wanker Intimacy Sex Sextoys Parents Cats Gross Animals Injury Money Dogs Poopoo peepee Pregnancy Food Weddings Family Love Annoying Mother in law Death

The Top

Today, due to some highly corrupted data that I had nothing to do with and no control over, around 5 years of pixel art I'd made, and spent most of my free time working on, has been permanently deleted, and there is no way to recover it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 813

You deserved it 339

Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 158

You deserved it 2 459

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 290

You deserved it 3 013

Today, my friends and family staged an intervention for me. Of course, I assumed it was a result of my raging alcoholism. Nope. It was due to my obsession with buying plants. They were deadly serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 742

You deserved it 161

Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 845

You deserved it 4 955

Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 437

You deserved it 3 223