Love, Embarrassing and Awkward: One night in Wetherspoons

One night in Wetherspoons

By Joe Smooth - 06/12/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I tried to impress a girl in a bar with a magic trick. Instead of pulling a coin from behind her ear, I accidentally flicked her glasses straight into her pint of lager. She was far from impressed. FML

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Ah, the subtle art of misdirection.

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Sunday 8 December 2024 3:47

Ah, the subtle art of misdirection.

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