By Anonymous - United States - Norman
Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML
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  Codezlol  |  21

Not sure, on one hand this may be a girl or may be a guy, the wording seems weird to me. It almost seems like they meant that they tried to impress their dad by showing they can fix stuff for girls ( like a handy-man). Which goes without saying, women tend to like guys who can fix stuff. Maybe I read too much into it haha.

  Mr_Satan  |  11

Pretty sure it's a girl trying to impress her dad and show him that girls can fix things....

Karma is shitty things happening to shitty people, or good things to good people, and doesn't apply at all here.

  Mr_Satan  |  11

I take that back. I wish the windows phone app showed gender, not that it really matters, but after reading it over again I'm not sure which OP is.

  sux4u121  |  10

Next time, no need to capitalize the door, us commenters are smarter than you think. And the pun wasn't terrible except for the fact that it made no sense because the situation was in no way adorable. Not trying to criticize, it was clever and you can have some good comments in the future.

  roxxyfoxxy3  |  25

Personally, I find it adorable that he tried to prove himself worthy...only to fail. Then again, I guess that's just me.
Also I thought it sounded a bit better with the emphasis.

  jisaac09  |  25

There isn't much to it. Nobody should have a problem doing something as simple as changing a doorknob.

Unless you have to resize the whole for the doorknob it should be a relatively simple task. Even for people without a very mechanical mind.

  flockz  |  19

i googled it and it came back with multiple gangbang videos. i guess google knows my daily schedule all too well. warning to everyone: don't watch porn and go on FML at the same time. 50% of the time the stories are boner killers.