Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
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chocolatechocha
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[email protected] people thinking she put on a Teddy bear suit. smh
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FlashBurn
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Women... I swear. You're supposed to have the lingerie under your clothes and make it a romantic dinner, then he MIGHT take a hint.
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orly33
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Hahaha fyl
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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you expect him to have sex with you before he has eaten.... woman you crazy!
and how do you put on a teddy? :S
and how do you put on a teddy? :S
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marid_fml
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...Probably by stepping into it and then sliding the straps up your arms. How else would you?
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zkchild
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Well was the dinner at least ready?
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Qluz
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that should be on family guy. i imagine it would be funny when peter steps in and just farts
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RedPillSucks
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Call me Theodore and put me on, sexy.
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xBangOut
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you should have said - ME
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xXxSCREAMxXx
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How the fuck is this thumbed up?
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cactusdesu
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Because I don't know what the hell kind of teddy it is that you wear, and obviously neither does this guy.
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crazypomgurl3
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what sex life? lol you gotta start somewhere!
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bman134
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Sazzers
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That doesn't work on every guy...
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NomsdePourquoi
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yes it does
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FlashBurn
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That... doesn't work on ell the guys out there, btw.
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Allforthelawlz
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no only the str8 ones
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elveer
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hahaa like this comment
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luvdacowboys
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hahahaa im trying this one on my friend... thanks(;
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brandonlee69
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yes!
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juicyfresh
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sorry doesn't work on ugly girls
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wubu18
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Lol your funny
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OneSockThief
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Your not wrong......lol
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Ranimal
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A man needs his energy before such a task! Hah. But that's pretty lame.
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IVANTTOCOME
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That's called foreplay.
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jessl_fml
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hahhahahahahha YES #6
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hnz
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what does it mean put on a Teddy? if it's a Teddy pyjamas, then of course he will fart right there!
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TheNinjaBuffalo
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..wow
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britannie
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a Teddy is a really tight lingerie suit that exposes a lot of body parts and covers up only a tiny bit...
..how could you not know that
..how could you not know that
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marylovesyou8D
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She was probably thinking about putting on a teddy bear... teddy confused me too.
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Mauskau
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lol why would you name that 'teddy'
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DDPT2
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45, Because it makes you want to cuddle her like a teddy bear.
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Zebidee
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#45 - um, because that's what it's called? It's not like OP made up the word themselves.
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MrBrick
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45 that was amazing. and you know, not everyone knows what a teddy is... excuse me for being male and not shopping around victorias secret.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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Google, people. -.- "Teddy definition" and context clues give you the meaning, and "teddy lingerie origin" gives you the-- surprise!-- origin. It's thought to be called that because the loose shape, or shapelessness, reminds one of a teddy bear. A bit pervy, but that's the accepted belief.
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iamiamazombie
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94 ew calm downnnn.
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Rawaha
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discusting!leave him!!
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ripjohnlennon
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why because he farted?
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slushpup9696
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Farting is a serious problem that can only be addressed by divorce. There is literally no other way.
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luvdacowboys
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86- hahahahahahaa
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FlashBurn
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Women... I swear. You're supposed to have the lingerie under your clothes and make it a romantic dinner, then he MIGHT take a hint.
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macskapingvin
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Well said. When a man walks in from a long day at work, he isn't ready to get straight down to it. Don't treat your man like an animal.
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FlashBurn
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Actually, my point is that most guys have to take a lot of hints. A romantic dinner first is usually a pretty damn hard one to miss.
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ThatGirlIsMe93
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I agree^
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gracevet88
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Guys r supposed to plan the dinner in my opinion
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TheLetterZero
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Teddy bears are erotic?
Well, I'll never think of care bears the same way again.
Well, I'll never think of care bears the same way again.
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RedPillSucks
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Maybe she's a furrie, or uses one of those pedo training teddie bears.
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chocolatechocha
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[email protected] people thinking she put on a Teddy bear suit. smh
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satomi_ishida
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Lol same. We're all heading toward an "Idiocricy" world. xD
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ktrose
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14, Are you referring to the word "Idiosyncrasy"? Or maybe "idiocrasy", since it branches off of idiosyncrasy? Either way, I do not see how the misunderstanding of a word would lead to an "idiocricy world" as you stated. Some people just happen to not use/know the slang.
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satomi_ishida
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I'm refering to a movie. Look it up ^
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Tikwichka
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14, not all of us live in the USA, so thus not all of us share the same slang terminology. I have never heard this term before, but I was able to work out roughly what it meant.
My point: If I start typing in Scots or even Doric, you must be an idiot for not understanding me.
My point: If I start typing in Scots or even Doric, you must be an idiot for not understanding me.
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killabee
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Teddy is not a slang word. It's a particular type of lingerie. That's what it's called, a teddy.
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glorialaura21
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French frie isn't slang either, and in England they are known as chips. Same thing with cookie and scone. Teddy may not be slang, but she still has a valid point. Many English speaking countries use different dialects.
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killabee
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"French frie" isn't a word and a cookie is not a scone. They are two seperate things. A teddy is a teddy no matter where you're from.
I understand if you just aren't familiar with the word and I'm not saying anyone is stupid for not knowing it, but quit trying to make it about some regional dialect/slang problem.
I understand if you just aren't familiar with the word and I'm not saying anyone is stupid for not knowing it, but quit trying to make it about some regional dialect/slang problem.
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ktrose
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My point was that you spelt the word wrong.
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ktrose
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36, Alright, it's not "slang" then. In some places, that word is not used. I understand what you are saying but you cannot speak for every single city in the world.
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killabee
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The only other word I could find for "teddy" is the slang "camiknickers" I am saying it is called a teddy. That is it's correct name. Whether you use it or not is irrelevant. I can't speak for all cities in the world obviously, I have no idea what a teddy is called in the German language, but in English it is called a teddy. Someones ignorance of this fact does not negate the word.
Again, I don't care if someone didn't know what it was, I didn't until I was about 18 and started shopping for lingerie, but that is just it's specific name.
Again, I don't care if someone didn't know what it was, I didn't until I was about 18 and started shopping for lingerie, but that is just it's specific name.
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Zebidee
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#53 is completely right. It's simply what the article of clothing is called. I guess it's related to a camisole, babydoll, or negligee, but besides maybe camiknickers (which is pretty obscure itself) there just isn't another word for it.
Dialect has nothing whatsoever to do with this - it's the same word in all versions of English.
You not knowing a word doesn't mean it isn't real.
Dialect has nothing whatsoever to do with this - it's the same word in all versions of English.
You not knowing a word doesn't mean it isn't real.
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ktrose
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Tell me, where I stated that I, myself did not know the word. Again, not every city or country uses that terminology. In some places, instead of a "Teddy" it is referred to as something else. YOU, being English or whatever refer to it as that because that's what you learned to call it. Simple.
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killabee
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No ktrose, no. :( It is not called something else. Unless you are talking about another langauge like Russian or Japanese, it is just called a Teddy. I didn't mean you personally didn't know the word, I meant anyone, anybody. Just because person A. (anyone) doesn't KNOW that's what it's called, doesn't mean that is not it's correct title.
There is another term for it as I mentioned, but it is a slang term.
Last time rose, the correct title for this specific type of lingerie (it's like a bodysuit only usually looser and more easy to slip out of) is __teddy__.
There is another term for it as I mentioned, but it is a slang term.
Last time rose, the correct title for this specific type of lingerie (it's like a bodysuit only usually looser and more easy to slip out of) is __teddy__.
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ktrose
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Lmfao did you call me rose? If you did, that's funny and different lol. Alright, alright Killabee I will end this argument. You can win this round :) I understand your points, I am not going to argue about something I don't have a vase knowledge about. My main point was just on the persons use of the word "idiocricy" haha.
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cguinn17
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i love the arguments on this site ^^
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samsamsandiego
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really right now? your arguing about slang? get a life people!
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satomi_ishida
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76 - Idiocracy is a MOVIE title. I was incorporating the movie title in my sentence. I wasn't using it so much as slang. It's like if I had said "she sure did a "tangled" move right there."