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It's Birdemic all over again! Watch out for the explosive acid divebombs, and remember to use your coathanger wisely.

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Yessss, as soon as the pigs steal their eggs, they shall be distracted. That is when you shall strike. HsssSssSssSsss.

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I don't know what's going on, but to clarify as clarity is obviously needed, IN ANGRY BIRDS YOU SHOOT BIRDS WITH PIGS. Thank you for your time . Capt. Obvious, out.

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You shoot pigs with birds, not the other way around. So unless we are distracting the birds, I don't know how the pigs would help. I also don't know where one could possibly find green pigs.

Try moving it without harming the nest, put it in a tree or somewhere else, if there's eggs, then be really careful

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#7 did you write that on your Mac book pro while drinking a $12 Starbucks coffee? Do you or have you lived in a rural setting? Move the fucking nest. It's YOUR house, not the birds. It won't harm a thing if you place it in a proper setting. FML for having read your stupidity.

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Just when I though all hope was lost, 46 comes up with a simple solution to an easy problem. Animal control? C'mon.

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You have to show the birds who the boss is, OP. So just give them a shit ton of paperwork and make them work weekends. They will learn real soon, I assure you.

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I had barn swallows on my porch. After removing the nest (no eggs) I had to put up barriers to keep them from building a new one. And by "me" I mean "my husband" because I'm deathly afraid of birds.

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No... Just no. Those are living creatures. They're just protective parents. Shooting them is the worst possible thing to do.

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