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You shoot pigs with birds, not the other way around. So unless we are distracting the birds, I don't know how the pigs would help.

I also don't know where one could possibly find green pigs.

  AngrySailor  |  17

#7 did you write that on your Mac book pro while drinking a $12 Starbucks coffee? Do you or have you lived in a rural setting? Move the fucking nest. It's YOUR house, not the birds. It won't harm a thing if you place it in a proper setting. FML for having read your stupidity.

  not_a_robot  |  15

You have to show the birds who the boss is, OP. So just give them a shit ton of paperwork and make them work weekends. They will learn real soon, I assure you.

  klutz44  |  28

I had barn swallows on my porch. After removing the nest (no eggs) I had to put up barriers to keep them from building a new one.

And by "me" I mean "my husband" because I'm deathly afraid of birds.