By good_gravy - United States
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
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1 - While I agree that dogs have good lives, some cats do also! Especially mine, and yes, I know this is off topic, but you should see how well we treat my cats. We as well have to clean up their throw up, which usually happens way more often than it does with dogs. So being a dog + a cat would be very nice once in a while

  kut19  |  6

Dogs have fur because, prior to human enslavement, they lived outdoors and needed it to keep warm. DUHR! And since they don't have the same sanitation habits as humans, OP deserves to clean up dog waste for keeping it indoors.

  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

Ahh, thank you Captain Hindsight for telling us what OP should have done with his dog. Keeping it INSIDE is so barberic, outside is much, much, MUCH better.

Once again, thank you. Any more Hindsighted advice, Captain?