Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

By Anonymous - 5/1/2012 04:18 - United States

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By deviable | 9

#3832566 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:39

I think the important question is: how'd the shoe get in the tree??

By Unsorrowful | 1

#3832592 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:42

I guess what goes up, must come down...

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By YoYoYo20_21_22 | 2

#3832564 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:39

That's too bad.

cruxx | 0

#3832615 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:45

Nope, it's a good thing...

deviable | 9

#3832625 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:47

It's not really too bad. I'd say it's the right amount of bad. Just bad enough.

Viciousstorms | 7

#3832651 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:50

It's somewhat bad

Keyman1212 | 14

#3832732 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:59

It's somewhat good as well.

Unsorrowful | 1

#3832735 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:59

Thanks tips :P

DinosaursAreCool_fml | 8

#3832878 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:22

I think the correct wording is "your shoe found you." but at least you have both shoes now, right?

prettypinklipsx | 3

#3832891 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:24

The squirrels stole it!

Keyman1212 | 14

#3832954 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:34

Who would have known that Hammy from "Over the Hedge" was a no good, rotten, shoe stealing son of a bitch?

xSonic | 9

#3832959 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:34

I'm pretty sure it's a good thing. Put em on and be 'Like Mike'.

prettypinklipsx | 3

#3832993 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:39

I love hammy!

Officiency | 4

#3833252 - Thursday 5 January 2012 11:19

Now that's just unfortunate.

kentuckyredneck | 10

#3833527 - Thursday 5 January 2012 12:36

In soviet russia, shoe finds you!

XmyviolentheartX | 13

#3833549 - Thursday 5 January 2012 12:41

76- No. Just...no.

HubbaBubba259_fml | 0

#3834405 - Thursday 5 January 2012 16:46

78, You just no. In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you!

By deviable | 9

#3832566 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:39

I think the important question is: how'd the shoe get in the tree??

capnbzarr | 43

#3832660 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:51

I know, right? I won't know whether to click "YDI" or not unless I get the rest of the story.

AlaskanEskimo34 | 0

#3832687 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:54

If she was missing her cat I'd understand how it got in a tree. But I'm stumped on this one.

BatteryAddict | 11

#3832723 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:58

Who throws a shoe?

lololog | 0

#3832774 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:03

No the message is don't fall out of trees....

Serythvalker | 7

#3832848 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:16

Don't shoe know its bad to hit girls?

creativedarkpce | 0

#3832872 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:21

"who throws a shoe?! honestly man! You fight like a woman!" Austin powers anyone?

OhLohd111 | 11

#3832963 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:34

She's a 69th level tree hugger.

takrushi | 4

#3833038 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:51

Damn those new fangled tree climbing shoes! Fashion, where will you draw the line?!

Torva_fml | 16

#3833749 - Thursday 5 January 2012 13:31

Fangled tree climbing shoes are in now? Who the hell forgot to give me the memo.... I've been wearing my ugs this whole time!

brianfantana32 | 10

#3834150 - Thursday 5 January 2012 16:01

How it got up there is beyond me, but I'm still leaning towards the climbing shoes theory

sadistmonkey | 19

#3835229 - Thursday 5 January 2012 18:00

takrushi - Is it tree climbing shoes or shoe grabbing trees?

J1hill33 | 12

#3835574 - Thursday 5 January 2012 20:57

It's pretty simple. If you can't remember what you did last night, it's probably a good idea to take the day off and stay inside.

karLAHxD | 4

#3836536 - Friday 6 January 2012 0:27

Aliens.

Melster | 0

#3839506 - Friday 6 January 2012 14:47

Most likely FAIRIES!!!! They're invisible to the eye and they just mess with u! (possibly working with the aliens) who knows

noobienick | 19

#5740228 - Sunday 3 November 2013 6:11

The million dollar question.

By kjcookie10 | 9

#3832578 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:40

Bahaha! So where's the other shoe that goes with it?

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#3832655 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:50

Actually she said she found her missing shoe not shoeS... Which actually makes me question on how only one shoe got in the tree...

kjcookie10 | 9

#3832880 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:23

I know that she only found ONE shoe... It was sarcasm. But you're to young to know anything about that.

evilplatypus | 37

#3832911 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:27

That's not sarcasm, that's trolling. There's a difference.

kjcookie10 | 9

#3832944 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:32

My bad. I'm new to this thing. Thanks for the help :)

J3R3MYY | 14

#3834585 - Thursday 5 January 2012 17:32

TROLLL IN THAAA DUNGEOONN!!!

By Mercedes16 | 7

#3832586 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:41

I think people have worse problems than this. Lol.

By Amrel | 10

#3832590 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:42

A night of partying hard eh? Suspicious...

ClassyCommando | 13

#3832820 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:09

B0o0m Headshot!
+50 xp

Ecklcakes | 15

#3834436 - Thursday 5 January 2012 16:52

I personally think it was those damn squirrels.

By Unsorrowful | 1

#3832592 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:42

I guess what goes up, must come down...

ClassyCommando | 13

#3832844 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:15

That explains my flaccid penis...

TorturedXeno | 27

#3832889 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:24

Seriously, a shoe in the tree? How did...?

Unsorrowful | 1

#3832980 - Thursday 5 January 2012 9:37

#38 hahaha i suppose that's a good comparison! :)

By builditbetter09 | 3

#3832596 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:42

Why is It an FML you found a long lost shoe :D

By Graawr | 7

#3832598 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:42

Damn ninjas!

TheMaster15 | 10

#3833652 - Thursday 5 January 2012 13:09

Their secrets have just been given away! Now i know where to check if my shoes go missing!

By cruxx | 0

#3832604 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:42

How did it get there..? What a night that must have been.

_kfchicken | 4

#3833266 - Thursday 5 January 2012 11:28

For her or the shoe ?

McDonaldsworker | 4

#3833746 - Thursday 5 January 2012 13:31

Ha ha ha, hey #70 I'd say for both of 'em, lol losing a shoe in a tree lol

By Nolnah | 14

#3832607 - Thursday 5 January 2012 8:44

was there a hobo jacking it in the backyard.

fancyclown | 9

#3833097 - Thursday 5 January 2012 10:12

Always a possibility, but I doubt even a hobo would steal just one shoe.