By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 186
You deserved it 4 584

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I think the important question is: how'd the shoe get in the tree??


YoYoYo20_21_22 2
cruxx 0

It's not really too bad. I'd say it's the right amount of bad. Just bad enough.

Viciousstorms 7
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

I think the correct wording is "your shoe found you." but at least you have both shoes now, right?

prettypinklipsx 3

Who would have known that Hammy from "Over the Hedge" was a no good, rotten, shoe stealing son of a bitch?

xSonic 9

I'm pretty sure it's a good thing. Put em on and be 'Like Mike'.

prettypinklipsx 3
kentuckyredneck 10

In soviet russia, shoe finds you!

HubbaBubba259_fml 0

78, You just no. In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you!

I think the important question is: how'd the shoe get in the tree??

I know, right? I won't know whether to click "YDI" or not unless I get the rest of the story.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

If she was missing her cat I'd understand how it got in a tree. But I'm stumped on this one.

No the message is don't fall out of trees....

creativedarkpce 0

"who throws a shoe?! honestly man! You fight like a woman!" Austin powers anyone?

OhLohd111 11

She's a 69th level tree hugger.

Damn those new fangled tree climbing shoes! Fashion, where will you draw the line?!

Torva_fml 16

Fangled tree climbing shoes are in now? Who the hell forgot to give me the memo.... I've been wearing my ugs this whole time!

brianfantana32 10

How it got up there is beyond me, but I'm still leaning towards the climbing shoes theory

takrushi - Is it tree climbing shoes or shoe grabbing trees?

It's pretty simple. If you can't remember what you did last night, it's probably a good idea to take the day off and stay inside.

Melster 0

Most likely FAIRIES!!!! They're invisible to the eye and they just mess with u! (possibly working with the aliens) who knows

Bahaha! So where's the other shoe that goes with it?

SystemofaBlink41 27

Actually she said she found her missing shoe not shoeS... Which actually makes me question on how only one shoe got in the tree...

I know that she only found ONE shoe... It was sarcasm. But you're to young to know anything about that.

That's not sarcasm, that's trolling. There's a difference.

My bad. I'm new to this thing. Thanks for the help :)

Mercedes16 7

I think people have worse problems than this. Lol.

builditbetter09 3

Why is It an FML you found a long lost shoe :D

Their secrets have just been given away! Now i know where to check if my shoes go missing!

cruxx 0

How did it get there..? What a night that must have been.

Ha ha ha, hey #70 I'd say for both of 'em, lol losing a shoe in a tree lol

Nolnah 14

was there a hobo jacking it in the backyard.

Always a possibility, but I doubt even a hobo would steal just one shoe.