Animals: Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this... - FML

By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin

Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML

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Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 13:30 - Australia

Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By RustyBulletHole - 04/02/2009 07:53 - United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

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cutycat136 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:52

From having many pets and going through the same type of experiences, I'm sorry op. Hope your dog is alright and doesn't do it again anytime soon.

91hayek 31

Wednesday 29 April 2015 12:37

IT'S A SPEW-TIFUL MORNING! Sorry man, hope the dogs okay. I'd rather slip in spew than shit to be honest. Little mercies.

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kavyashahs 16

Wednesday 29 April 2015 22:25

Poop in ur dog's mouth.

blonde_powers3 9

Wednesday 29 April 2015 23:35

I would have sat there and cried...

Geckosrock99 33

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:33

Now while you probably hurt and disgusted yourself by slipping in it, at least your dog did it on the tile. Imagine cleaning that out of carpet.

gm1beanzz 14

Thursday 30 April 2015 2:05

This is one of the reasons I always pay close attention to the floor when I walk in the middle of the night.

inolongercare 19

Thursday 30 April 2015 4:31

At least it wasn't on carpet!

Soleia_Grace 15

Thursday 30 April 2015 7:07

better tile than carpet

ohishkabibble 21

Thursday 30 April 2015 9:55

Ohh, that's awful! I hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad. My cat vomited at the top of the stairs to our basement once, and my mom slipped on it and fell. She had to wear an air splint for a while after. I'd rather step in vomit than shit, though. At least vomit isn't as.. Smear-y.

liv___woods 13

Friday 1 May 2015 23:21

I did that one time AND dropped my iPhone in it and it smelled for weeks

krazayman 18

Saturday 2 May 2015 16:20

the dog should have told you right?

imyourpoison 10

Thursday 7 May 2015 14:42

ewww

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