Animals: Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight... - FML

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 11:26 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my dog once again desperately tried to yank me straight into the path of a bus. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Classic canine move

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By ZAnon - 06/02/2015 07:06 - United States - Houston

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

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Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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djdeadly 14

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:43

Are you sure it's not a cat you have? They're the ones that try to kill you

Black_Ink 20

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:41

"Man's best friend"

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NickACD 27

Monday 25 January 2016 5:16

Ruff ruff, ************. Ruff. Ruff.

fallen_dragonkin 12

Monday 25 January 2016 6:16

our little dog did that most of his life, every time he saw a bus or a motorcycle, he was desperately trying to jump under. we never knew if he was scared of them or trying to attack them. just be ready for it, when walking along the road, hold the leash tight

adartse93 11

Monday 25 January 2016 7:59

Is your dog in the will?

rectalpain 9

Monday 25 January 2016 19:22

"Sir, I keep trying but he just won't cooperate. I need more time!"

PYROxSYCO3 7

Monday 25 January 2016 20:46

Let go of leash and get thinner dog.

someamishhobo 12

Monday 25 January 2016 21:21

Your doge is savage.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 8 August 2016 12:45

Mine will stand in the middle of the road as cars are coming down. She's heavy so I have a hard time trying to get her to the side. It's like she wants to get hit.

tigeresscrazy 12

Wednesday 14 September 2016 22:38

What the heck did you do to make your dog hate you so much lol for your own safety I think it's time to teach your do to use a treadmill lol

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