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  DocBastard  |  38

JoeyPterodactyl - really? They don't?

*rereads site rules*

Actually, Rule 6 explicitly states, "Have fun!" and I find cursing fun, so I'm clearly following the fucking site rules.

  MrSassypants  |  32

76 but my threadjacking gets in the way of the rules but one of the rules states have fun and my threadjacking is fun for me. SO MUCH CONTRADICTION!!! AAHH!!

*head explodes*

Good thing I can live without my head. Lucky I memorized the keys. 8)

  Sirin_fml  |  46

Forgive me, but what the fuck are you talking about? The site's very name is "FUCK my life." That really should fucking set the scene for you. As you can tell, I have less patience for fake fucking politeness than Alan has strands of hair.

By  sucksforyou21  |  0

did you clean it up?? I would kill the dog


the comtainer might have not killed him, you probably were constipated and decided to
use some turbo lax so without thinking you left the turbo lax on the counter w/o the cap on it and your dog liked the smell and knocked it over, drank it, got extremely excited and went to see you, hit his face while drinking and got his face stuck and shatted him/herself.. but your explanation sound quoted reasonable also.


123 you're wrong that's hilarious! no I'm jk that is pretty sad but I don't think he really would have killed the dog, maybe punished it or kept it away from dog head sized containers :p