Animals: Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and...

By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:56

aww poor dog...

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:57

That's a shitty situation.

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icecreamisrad 13

Sunday 2 February 2020 17:51

Be grateful he didn’t die. My dog died from this A few months ago so as funny as it is...it’s really not at all.

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