By ash - 14/01/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 173
You deserved it 16 139

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.

You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!

Comments

rallets 22

Awe that little kid sounds so cuteee(: **** you op(:

Buchitoo 4

Completely justifiable, op. That stupid baby should just be glad that you didn't report her for sexual molestation. Let's see her try and get into a good kindergarten with THAT on her record!

ImRickJamesBish 0

Lmao! Best comment so far!!!

77 nice ****, I would like to suck on those

viper2426 0

id like to lick your **** girl

she's not terrible unless she didn't comfort her afterward, I've made really sad three year olds into happy ones by giving them high-fives.It usually shouldn't take to much effort.

wow. poor kid! how could you not tell the difference between a fly and a kiss?

iCreate 10

Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.

txgirl2013 14

that kid should have bitchslapped you

You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!

strawberrydreams 18

I can relate to the OP but damn... at least that's better than the FML about the woman who kicked her daughter off because she thought she was a cat. Poor baby though :(

It should have ended with "She then threw up on my face. FML"

LightningLadyy 0

Being sweet? Sounds like she was creepin'.

She's three in this FML. D: Cut her some slack