By ash - 14/01/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
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aback 4

Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!

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rallets 22

POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Awe that little kid sounds so cuteee(: **** you op(:

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Buchitoo 4

Lmao 19 awesome reference!!!!

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UrCommentsSuck 0

Completely justifiable, op. That stupid baby should just be glad that you didn't report her for sexual molestation. Let's see her try and get into a good kindergarten with THAT on her record!

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ImRickJamesBish 0

Lmao! Best comment so far!!!

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FMLchill 0

77 nice ****, I would like to suck on those

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viper2426 0

id like to lick your **** girl

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ChaCerCam 14

she's not terrible unless she didn't comfort her afterward, I've made really sad three year olds into happy ones by giving them high-fives.It usually shouldn't take to much effort.

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lyncecelia 13

wow. poor kid! how could you not tell the difference between a fly and a kiss?

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savy7093 9

your cat looks exactly like mine! and she loves being on my laptop!

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gkings18 1

haha so weird my cats looks and does the same too!

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iCreate 10

Ouuuuch, the poor thing:

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aback 4

Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.

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txgirl2013 14

that kid should have bitchslapped you

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!

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strawberrydreams 18

I can relate to the OP but damn... at least that's better than the FML about the woman who kicked her daughter off because she thought she was a cat. Poor baby though :(

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strawberrydreams 18

What the ****? Ew!

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adhchopper 0

You changed it? Damnit! I never got to see it

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ghbetuehe 0

It should have ended with "She then threw up on my face. FML"

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LightningLadyy 0

Being sweet? Sounds like she was creepin'.

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WretchedOnyx 29

She's three in this FML. D: Cut her some slack

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