By ash - 14/01/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
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aback 4
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Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5
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You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!

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Gummybears4life 0
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That's terrible! Poor baby! :( you suck OP

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rallets 22

POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!

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aardvarkish 15
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19 does have a point...

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rallets 22

see, you got me

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Awe that little kid sounds so cuteee(: fuck you op(:

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Buchitoo 4

Lmao 19 awesome reference!!!!

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pvthill 0

19 epic win

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UrCommentsSuck 0
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Completely justifiable, op. That stupid baby should just be glad that you didn't report her for sexual molestation. Let's see her try and get into a good kindergarten with THAT on her record!

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ImRickJamesBish 0

Lmao! Best comment so far!!!

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phatskaterduder 0

WIN!!!!

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FMLchill 0
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77 nice tits, I would like to suck on those

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viper2426 0

id like to lick your tits girl

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ChaCerCam 14
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she's not terrible unless she didn't comfort her afterward, I've made really sad three year olds into happy ones by giving them high-fives.It usually shouldn't take to much effort.

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Chris5146 3
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I'm a douchebag.

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justnbieber 0

win

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IgnorantAmerican 0

Indeed

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lyncecelia 13
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wow. poor kid! how could you not tell the difference between a fly and a kiss?

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dannyboy66 7
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hes never been kissed before lol

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shibbywan 0
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OP is female

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savy7093 9
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your cat looks exactly like mine! and she loves being on my laptop!

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gkings18 1
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haha so weird my cats looks and does the same too!

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haileyluvsyou001 0
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Ikr that's terrible

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iCreate 10

Ouuuuch, the poor thing:

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aback 4
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Kid's lucky you're not one of those who wake up swinging. Buy her something nice and give her a big hug as an apology.

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Hockeyboy4280 18
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I Lol'd at this

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txgirl2013 14

that kid should have bitchslapped you

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Stupidpeopleanno 5
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You never know if she was trying to sneak attack you. I salute you for being on your guard even in the midst of sleep!

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strawberrydreams 18

I can relate to the OP but damn... at least that's better than the FML about the woman who kicked her daughter off because she thought she was a cat. Poor baby though :(

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christrex99 0
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that ariel picture made me cum

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strawberrydreams 18

What the fuck? Ew!

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adhchopper 0
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You changed it? Damnit! I never got to see it

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ghbetuehe 0
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It should have ended with "She then threw up on my face. FML"

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LightningLadyy 0

Being sweet? Sounds like she was creepin'.

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WretchedOnyx 29
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She's three in this FML. D: Cut her some slack

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