By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 033
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Why not let her outside? O.o

At least the shit did not hot the fan? Now to something less lame, you did what you could, and to try and cover the walls too would not be on everyone's mind. you just had a stroke of bad luck, and hey. Cleaning up the walls are probably better than the carpets, and easier

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At least the shit did not hot the fan? Now to something less lame, you did what you could, and to try and cover the walls too would not be on everyone's mind. you just had a stroke of bad luck, and hey. Cleaning up the walls are probably better than the carpets, and easier

The number of grammatical errors in your comment is killing me, but I have to give you a break because it looks like English is not your native language.

It would be ok to say that anyway, people will not get anywhere unless they are told when they are wrong, and you are more constructive than grammar nazis which usually leads to people getting ashamed for what they write, so you do not really deserve the thumbs down you have gotten honestly.

cgart96 15

Why does it matter anyways?

Welcome back Keevarou! Your lovely comments were missed. X

I have a on/off relationship with FML :P Which is why I disappear at times and so on But thank you ~

I'm guessing your kitchen tile is crap repellent..

This is just too stupid to insult.

I don't understand...

right, because tiling kitchen walls is standard practice

Why not let her outside? O.o

Either she lives in an apartment or her backyard or frontyard isn't fenced.

That's why you buy a leash for your dog

I live in a condo and you can't just leave your dog outside all day even if they are on a leash

I wasn't suggesting that. All I said was buy a leash, damn. Buy the dog a leash so you can take the dog outside without worrying about the dog running away.

But... Nobody said OP didn't have one? I think it's pretty logical for ANY dog owner to have a leash, even if they had a garden.

15 said they may not have a fence or something like that, that's why I said "that's why you buy a leash" I wasn't trying to imply that the owner doesn't already have one. Just saying the reasons 15 listed are some of the reasons you buy one.

@Peachy you have a thick skull...

This is horrifically irrelevant, but Peachy's profile picture reminds me of Voldemort. She's got no nose.

28- OP said her dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. Even if she had a leash, why would she want to take her dog out every time it had to shit or vomit. If you want to do that, and have that kind of time, then please, be my guest.

Perhaps the dog may be like my dog and jump over the fence and runaway?

Projectile shitting! Like projectile vomiting but worse!

Nothing is worse than projectile vomiting.

Really?! Nothing is better than projectile vomiting

No. Stop it. Go away. You're hurting us.

Cue the puns that use "shitty" in some way.

You should start as a psychic

wow sounds like the shit really hit the fan

It actually only hit the wall.

Lucky OP didn't have one of those floor stand oscillating fans in the kitchen.

Looks like you got a shitty situation on your hands

You can leave now. No seriously, get out.

If you were male, I would punch you.

Damn Mario you angry that Peach got kidnapped again or something?

You done screwed up now, Chica

I'm standing by what Doc said. Leave. Don't come back until you've learned your lesson.

Not every excrement related FML needs this pun.

Calm down, people. You're just as bad as the original comment when you gang up and post scathing messages.

Comments like this make me want to dress up in a complete Ronald McDonald costume, shout "McFucking kill yourself!" And throw a Big Mac in their face. Can't you noobs see you're making me insane with these things? *angrily takes medicine while muttering about the "old days" of FML*

It's truly a dog's life.

OP, this is a perfect opportunity to go a little unorthodox, and buy your dog some doggy diapers!