By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
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Keevarou 17

At least the shit did not hot the fan? Now to something less lame, you did what you could, and to try and cover the walls too would not be on everyone's mind. you just had a stroke of bad luck, and hey. Cleaning up the walls are probably better than the carpets, and easier

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Keevarou 17

At least the shit did not hot the fan? Now to something less lame, you did what you could, and to try and cover the walls too would not be on everyone's mind. you just had a stroke of bad luck, and hey. Cleaning up the walls are probably better than the carpets, and easier

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hockeygoalie13 15

The number of grammatical errors in your comment is killing me, but I have to give you a break because it looks like English is not your native language.

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Keevarou 17

It would be ok to say that anyway, people will not get anywhere unless they are told when they are wrong, and you are more constructive than grammar nazis which usually leads to people getting ashamed for what they write, so you do not really deserve the thumbs down you have gotten honestly.

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cgart96 15

Why does it matter anyways?

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zandalee 19

Welcome back Keevarou! Your lovely comments were missed. X

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Keevarou 17

I have a on/off relationship with FML :P Which is why I disappear at times and so on But thank you ~

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SmittyKick 18

I'm guessing your kitchen tile is crap repellent..

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MichellinMan 20

This is just too stupid to insult.

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dingleberrysteve 6

right, because tiling kitchen walls is standard practice

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Sandsh8rk 36

Either she lives in an apartment or her backyard or frontyard isn't fenced.

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spluver0005 17

I live in a condo and you can't just leave your dog outside all day even if they are on a leash

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Peachy2392 26

I wasn't suggesting that. All I said was buy a leash, damn. Buy the dog a leash so you can take the dog outside without worrying about the dog running away.

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Lukensz 16

But... Nobody said OP didn't have one? I think it's pretty logical for ANY dog owner to have a leash, even if they had a garden.

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Peachy2392 26

15 said they may not have a fence or something like that, that's why I said "that's why you buy a leash" I wasn't trying to imply that the owner doesn't already have one. Just saying the reasons 15 listed are some of the reasons you buy one.

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

This is horrifically irrelevant, but Peachy's profile picture reminds me of Voldemort. She's got no nose.

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

28- OP said her dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. Even if she had a leash, why would she want to take her dog out every time it had to shit or vomit. If you want to do that, and have that kind of time, then please, be my guest.

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Doritozilla 20

Perhaps the dog may be like my dog and jump over the fence and runaway?

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caitylynn05 16

Projectile ********! Like projectile vomiting but worse!

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sanecatlady 13

Nothing is worse than projectile vomiting.

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newzealand 28

Really?! Nothing is better than projectile vomiting

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aoc123 8

wow sounds like the shit really hit the fan

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RedPillSucks 31

Lucky OP didn't have one of those floor stand oscillating fans in the kitchen.

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Looks like you got a shitty situation on your hands

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DocBastard 38

You can leave now. No seriously, get out.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Damn Mario you angry that Peach got kidnapped again or something?

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Sandsh8rk 36

I'm standing by what Doc said. Leave. Don't come back until you've learned your lesson.

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ryanthecheeseguy 18

Not every excrement related FML needs this pun.

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Welshite 39

Calm down, people. You're just as bad as the original comment when you gang up and post scathing messages.

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gc327072 30

Comments like this make me want to dress up in a complete Ronald McDonald costume, shout "McFucking kill yourself!" And throw a Big Mac in their face. Can't you noobs see you're making me insane with these things? *angrily takes medicine while muttering about the "old days" of FML*

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oj101 33

OP, this is a perfect opportunity to go a little unorthodox, and buy your dog some doggy diapers!

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