i worked for walgreens and loss prevention checked footage once a week. always always know the camera locations.

Depends. I worked in security. Sometimes cameras are taping, some aren't hooked up to anything but a monitor, and policies on when cameras are watched or recordings are reviewed differ from place to place. Storage capacity of the DVR could range from 24 hours to weeks or months before it starts rewriting over old footage, depending on resolution and other things. Bottom line is that OP needs to exercise some self control on the job.

Well depends on the camera what if they have a daily check of that footage.

He killed millions of sperms in one shot! That's a crime!

You watch too much ****

Lol it is

Pretty sure it is in some way or another if the job is boring.

It's called the Rump Room at my work.

Nah, just theft and alcoholism at my place of employment.

Nah. I just imagine touching myself when I handle the raw chicken.

You mean to tell me it's an unusual thing to do?

Choking the chicken Adjusting the antenna Fiddling the flesh flute Charming the snake Scouring the tower of power Holding the sausage hostage Spanking the monkey Just to name a few.

Whittling the otter

Chocking the baloney pony Shaky hands with satan's sausage

Burping the worm. Pounding the salami Consulting with Professor Hans Jerkhoff Getting a wristy from Palmela Handerson

polishing the pewter, flogging the bishop, shaking hands with Ben Franklin, turning your crank, pumping the handle, practicing safe sex (because we all know safe sex is in your hands)

Someone played GTA SA

Lmfaoooo

I'm pretty sure any employer would have an issue with this