By Anonymous - 26/06/2016 12:22 - Australia - West End

Spicy
Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 487
You deserved it 5 508

Same thing different taste

Comments

Are ***** elitists a thing now? You can just go use a vegetable.

Fancy ****** mean fancy orgasms! Right?

see if you can return it without an explanation

Does it make gold come out of your ****** when you organic? If so I'm super jealous...

@53 most places won't take it back if it's been opened they will usually put a sign up along the lines "due to the nature of this product we will not accept returns unless required too by law"

I do not understand why you are down voted! perhaps fml'ers don't understand economics.

Nyattack 14

Guys, lemme tell you something scary : everybody's talking about how the toy will work, feel etc, but nobody cares about the materials. Well, the regulations for them in sex toys are little to NONE, meaning that cheap sex toys contain garbage, toxic carcinogenic stuff like 90 % of the time. Mostly phtalates, but lots of other nasty stuff. And what's more, companies have the right to advertise a toy as phtalate-free when it very much isn't !! This is the main reason people should be careful about the companies they purchase from, and yes, the best ones are damn expensive ; but worth it !

in USD it's about $80 and that's about as much as those 'fancy' ****** start at

Omg I'd be so pissed if my dog did that DX I got one of the Lelo ones and it was $180 (& yes it's worth it, trust me I've tried anything from cheap to expensive toys). Sorry OP, just get a cheap one for now until you can get a better one. Next time I wouldn't leave it out, just keep it in a drawer or something. Or find a man, that works too ;)

She doesn't need a man. She can use a jackhammer, like me.

lynadette 5

Download the app: Wish. You can get pretty much if not the same $120 ***** or any other usually expensive sex toy on there for $15 or less

Wait, you can buy ****** on Wish?! I, uh... Excuse me, I have some "shopping" to do.

Why_me499 21

lol. Yeah. I get all my sexy stuff on there. good quality for rock bottom prices. only downside is shipping takes bloody forever

I don't know what's more sad the fact you have no sex life or the fact you think paying $120 for a ***** is the only alternative.

PANDORUM89 21

$120 isn't actually that much for a well made sex toy. So perhaps read up on a few things before you respond. Also I think it's sad that you can't grasp the basic concept that a lot of people do not want to have sex with just anybody. Not only is it safer to use a sex toy everytime you feel frisky, it is also more convenient, you are pretty much guaranteed to get it exactly how you want it, and you only have to feed yourself afterwards. If OP had complained about ANYTHING to do with sex regarding multiple people or a lot of sex in general I bet you'd be calling her a ****. So which is it? Is she a sad sap for not having a man to bone or is she a responsible adult who can do whatever the hell she wants because it's her life and if she wants to ride a 12inch purple twisty battery operated ***** straight in to her grave then GO GIRL! Why don't you shut your trap and go find someone to love you because obviously you don't have anything else to do but hate on others.

what if the toy has a freakish explosion, then which is safer!

Coolermonkey 9

You are one hell of an expert on ******

Question, if you had a sex life why would you need a *****?

some us are secure in our sexuality. You can use one on your woman just for fun.

Also, you do realise that it's possible to have a sex life with someone and ********** by yourself at other times, yes?