Miscellaneous: Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the... - FML

By MetaNomad - 12/03/2012 11:55 - Peru

Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me felt sick and started to throw up. In Peru, they shove 8 people into a 5-seater car. FML

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Tripartita 44

Thursday 2 June 2016 10:51

This seems like the setup to one of the grossest math problem.

TigranPet 24

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:16

"What percent of surface area did the vomit cover?"

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Tripartita 44

Thursday 2 June 2016 10:51

This seems like the setup to one of the grossest math problem.

TigranPet 24

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:16

"What percent of surface area did the vomit cover?"

moodyreallyrocks 27

Thursday 2 June 2016 11:40

This should be illegal..

TonierShadow 19

Thursday 2 June 2016 12:32

No offense but shouldn't that last sentence come before the part about someone throwing up?

lorenaflag 12

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:14

Yep, travelling by bus/car is horrible in the Andes. People ussualy get sick bc of the altitude. Next time: brind a cologne to breath to if someone else gets sick again (the smell is horrible and cologne works or helps a lot) or travel by plane.

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