By Anonymous - 26/06/2016 12:22 - Australia - West End

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Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML
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Mysterybounty 6

If your ***** is your sex life you needed him to chew it he is helping you.

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Ryasha 6

having a $120 ***** is what really said goodbye to your sex life.

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tophlikearock 2

keep it in a drawer so the dog can't get at it?

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

Maybe you can get one in used condition online for cheap. ;-D Also, I wonder how many profile views the women commenting on this post are getting from thirsty fellas.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I'm reminded of the episode of The Big Bang Theory where Sheldon is cleaning out Penny's closet and asks if she had a dog, because he found "a battery-operated rubber chew toy." :D

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Casual_Cthulhu 12

Someone who doesn't expect to get any action anytime soon.

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Mylehz 13

idk my sister got one that can be used solo or with her boyfriend for over $100, so sometimes it's not that

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Nacelle 7

you get what you pay for. quality materials.

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