It's give a dog a bone. Not a boner!

Right, he "ate" it. You tried to use it on the dog but he refused, got angry and attacked the strap on. We all know how it really went down.

That's ruff!

I've said it before and I'll say it again, dogs eat the weirdest crap!

That’s why you shouldn’t leave your toys lying around.

Hey he wanted to eat some D just like you

That's a heck of way to add dimples to it.

It's gonna be real awkward if he passes it while you're out walking him. Also, keep out of reach of dogs, children, and anyone who isn't the person you're using it on. God invented the underwear drawer for a reason.

The whole thing?