Hungry boi

By jesstracy - 04/10/2017 09:00 - United States - Naperville

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Today, I took my dog to the emergency vet at 4 in the morning because he ate something he shouldn't have. I spent hundreds of dollars on tests, all to find out he'll pass it. What did he eat? My silicon strap-on. FML
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That’s why you shouldn’t leave your toys lying around.

It's give a dog a bone. Not a boner!

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It's give a dog a bone. Not a boner!

Nice one!

Right, he "ate" it. You tried to use it on the dog but he refused, got angry and attacked the strap on. We all know how it really went down.

That's ruff!

I've said it before and I'll say it again, dogs eat the weirdest crap!

That’s why you shouldn’t leave your toys lying around.

Hey he wanted to eat some D just like you

I’d rethink that one if I were you.

That's a heck of way to add dimples to it.

It's gonna be real awkward if he passes it while you're out walking him. Also, keep out of reach of dogs, children, and anyone who isn't the person you're using it on. God invented the underwear drawer for a reason.

And shelves high up in the closet.

I didn't know fake people could invent things?

The whole thing?