By Anonymous - 26/06/2016 12:22 - Australia - West End

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Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML
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Jachin357 28

Easy solution. peanut butter.

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Gastondeluxe 15

Goodbye sex life, welcome masturbation life!

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mssileas 25

Well they do love the material. See if you can get him a silicone chew toy, and get yourself a ***** that doesn't cost you an arm and a leg, wtf.

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milleso5 10

boyfriends can be cheaper than that!!

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Dictionaryspeaks 18

This is sad in a few ways.. But hey you don't need a man to complete you... just a new vibrator good luck.. Maybe if your broke you could just go to the store and improvise

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vikky538 28

It's a sign.. Go get a real one which the dog cannot chew

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dantedevil500 13

Become Whitney Wisconsin. That's always an option

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gingerlover01 24

why would you pay 120 for something you're gonna put up your lady area. honey you can buy them for less and maybe next time doggy proof the location you choose to put it in

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Cavalrysword 8

I'm impressed that nobody went with Lover's Triangle.

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