By Anonyme - 06/03/2014 10:23 - China - Dalian

Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted of a police officer telling us what’s forbidden, the penalties if we do anything wrong and to avoid bars and nightclubs. FML
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Mathalamus 24

makes sense. it is china. also, you, and some other new students probably aren't from china, and needed to be briefed on local rules.

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TonierShadow 19
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It would make sense if it were your orientation; but for a welcoming party?

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TonierShadow 19
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It would make sense if it were your orientation; but for a welcoming party?

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Mathalamus 24

makes sense. it is china. also, you, and some other new students probably aren't from china, and needed to be briefed on local rules.

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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I don't really see a problem here. You need to have a basic rundown of what can get you into compromising situations. Much better to have this information than to wind up in jail with only "But I didn't know!" as an excuse.

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Tripartita 44
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Uhhh, that sounds like a pretty standard party to me, OP. For my 21st birthday, I'm hoping to splurge and see if I can't get a comptroller or fire safety chief to attend!

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lux0rd 18
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Just turn up the volume like the rest of us. You get the police to attend and it's cheaper!

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Suaria 38

China does have secret police that definitely take an interest in foreigners so it would make sense that a police in uniform would tell you what not to do.

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amsterdamgirl 20
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I'm probably geeky and channeling my inner Sheldon, but I'd appreciate it.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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You're not in Kansas anymore.

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wutman 7
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Is....is the date right on this FML?

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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Yes. They've been publishing a lot of old ones recently, it seems.

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SecundusSecunda 27
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I hadn't even noticed this FML was submitted in 2014 I wonder if the OP was confirmed of its admission

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cuz803 44
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You sorta deserved this for having a party in a communist country

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