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Irony.
The epitome of, indeed.
Time to bust out the power tools.
Power tools usually require a strong grip also. OP, you're screwed!
20- nah, saws just require a good trigger finger.
20 - Was that pun intentional? :D
Wracked with pain?
37- if I explain the pun, to ANYONE, the pun fairy will take away my pun powers..
Might I suggest a hammer? OR you could get a child to open it. Those little ******* seem to be the only ones capable of opening those damn child safety caps.
This comment made my day, thank you!
You're welcome. The walrus aims to please...sometimes.
I am guessing typing this FML was also not reccomended
Use "the gripper" as advertised on tv! Wow it really does have a use!
Those things jeez.. I've tried everything from a knife to a friggin lightsaber. They refuse to open! :(
I would but the lil bastard ran off! D: little ninjas, they are.
What if your pulling instead of rotating it ? Happens to me all the time , lol.
I couldn't help but think of the fml before this one.. :S
I went through that too... Made my dad turn into my servant and open my meds for me everyday. Why must the doctors torture us so??? "t(.____. "t )
You made him do it every single day? Why didn't you just put the cap on looser after the first time?
Your doctor is a but of a troll.
So he spews a lot of shit? Thats not a nice thing to say about docs.
I only said his doctor. Not all of them.
41 Check your typo, then my comment. :)
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Might I suggest a hammer? OR you could get a child to open it. Those little ******* seem to be the only ones capable of opening those damn child safety caps.
Irony.