FML : Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get...

Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 December 2012 20:03 / New Zealand - Auckland

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By gracehi | 31

#5231700 - Monday 10 December 2012 02:57

Might I suggest a hammer? OR you could get a child to open it. Those little fuckers seem to be the only ones capable of opening those damn child safety caps.

By pil_84 | 9

#5231689 - Monday 10 December 2012 02:56

Irony.

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By pil_84 | 9

#5231689 - Monday 10 December 2012 02:56

Irony.

TheMaster15 | 10

#5231760 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:02

The epitome of, indeed.

SokDek | 14

#5231770 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:03

Time to bust out the power tools.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5231850 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:12

Power tools usually require a strong grip also. OP, you're screwed!

gc327072 | 29

#5232072 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:57

20- nah, saws just require a good trigger finger.

Rowdey | 10

#5232095 - Monday 10 December 2012 04:04

20 - Was that pun intentional? :D

DooleyFTW | 17

#5232392 - Monday 10 December 2012 05:31

Wracked with pain?

free2speak | 14

#5232486 - Monday 10 December 2012 05:47

She is not very handy at opening medication bottles. On a serious note, request non child-proof bottle, next time, OP!

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5233149 - Monday 10 December 2012 11:31

37- if I explain the pun, to ANYONE, the pun fairy will take away my pun powers..

kyfml | 1

#5234041 - Monday 10 December 2012 05:30

ziplock bags requested

By gracehi | 31

#5231700 - Monday 10 December 2012 02:57

Might I suggest a hammer? OR you could get a child to open it. Those little fuckers seem to be the only ones capable of opening those damn child safety caps.

NicollieO | 7

#5231943 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:26

I just laughed until I cried... That is so true!!!

NickKuiper | 8

#5232036 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:48

This comment made my day, thank you!

gracehi | 31

#5232111 - Monday 10 December 2012 04:08

You're welcome. The walrus aims to please...sometimes.

venus89 | 17

#5233534 - Monday 10 December 2012 02:40

Omg that was THE perfect comment!!!!! Just me feel so much better after my crappy weekend. I fell off my bed from laughing so hard!!!

By priceyfml | 7

#5231707 - Monday 10 December 2012 02:57

:I sorry ask for something maybe easier to open a pill capsul ?

Jjgibbs | 5

#5232710 - Monday 10 December 2012 07:36

I am guessing typing this FML was also not reccomended

By Kallian_fml | 21

#5231719 - Monday 10 December 2012 02:58

I'll bet the doctor had already thought of that when he gave you the medicine. He's having a good chuckle now.

By TipOfTheHat | 10

#5231725 - Monday 10 December 2012 02:59

Use "the gripper" as advertised on tv! Wow it really does have a use!

By lilhellian | 26

#5231730 - Monday 10 December 2012 02:59

Those things jeez.. I've tried everything from a knife to a friggin lightsaber. They refuse to open! :(

lilhellian | 26

#5231758 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:02

I would but the lil bastard ran off! D: little ninjas, they are.

By LappDance | 16

#5231779 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:04

No pain, no gain! Just rip that sucker off and enjoy your meds.

By eur0 | 14

#5231784 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:04

What if your pulling instead of rotating it ? Happens to me all the time , lol.

lilhellian | 26

#5231816 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:07

I couldn't help but think of the fml before this one.. :S

priceyfml | 7

#5231854 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:13

My lord the image O.O

By Rosie_Posie43 | 12

#5231792 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:05

I went through that too... Made my dad turn into my servant and open my meds for me everyday. Why must the doctors torture us so??? "t(.____. "t )

MatteKudasai | 17

#5231901 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:20

You made him do it every single day? Why didn't you just put the cap on looser after the first time?

Rosie_Posie43 | 12

#5232549 - Monday 10 December 2012 06:10

I wasn't the one closing it now was I?

By Kiki242 | 19

#5231821 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:08

Your doctor is a but of a troll.

lilhellian | 26

#5231895 - Monday 10 December 2012 03:18

So he spews a lot of shit? Thats not a nice thing to say about docs.

Kiki242 | 19

#5232162 - Monday 10 December 2012 04:23

I only said his doctor. Not all of them.

lilhellian | 26

#5232214 - Monday 10 December 2012 04:35

41 Check your typo, then my comment. :)

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