Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML
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gracehi
| 31
Might I suggest a hammer? OR you could get a child to open it. Those little fuckers seem to be the only ones capable of opening those damn child safety caps.
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pil_84
| 9
Irony.
COMMENTS
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pil_84
| 9
Irony.
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TheMaster15
| 10
The epitome of, indeed.
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SokDek
| 14
Time to bust out the power tools.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Power tools usually require a strong grip also. OP, you're screwed!
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gc327072
| 29
20- nah, saws just require a good trigger finger.
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Rowdey
| 10
20 - Was that pun intentional? :D
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DooleyFTW
| 17
Wracked with pain?
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free2speak
| 14
She is not very handy at opening medication bottles. On a serious note, request non child-proof bottle, next time, OP!
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
37- if I explain the pun, to ANYONE, the pun fairy will take away my pun powers..
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kyfml
| 1
ziplock bags requested
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gracehi
| 31
Might I suggest a hammer? OR you could get a child to open it. Those little fuckers seem to be the only ones capable of opening those damn child safety caps.
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NicollieO
| 7
I just laughed until I cried... That is so true!!!
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NickKuiper
| 8
This comment made my day, thank you!
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gracehi
| 31
You're welcome. The walrus aims to please...sometimes.
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venus89
| 17
Omg that was THE perfect comment!!!!! Just me feel so much better after my crappy weekend. I fell off my bed from laughing so hard!!!
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priceyfml
| 7
:I sorry ask for something maybe easier to open a pill capsul ?
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Jjgibbs
| 5
I am guessing typing this FML was also not reccomended
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Kallian_fml
| 21
I'll bet the doctor had already thought of that when he gave you the medicine. He's having a good chuckle now.
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TipOfTheHat
| 10
Use "the gripper" as advertised on tv! Wow it really does have a use!
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lilhellian
| 26
Those things jeez.. I've tried everything from a knife to a friggin lightsaber. They refuse to open! :(
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lilhellian
| 26
I would but the lil bastard ran off! D: little ninjas, they are.
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LappDance
| 16
No pain, no gain! Just rip that sucker off and enjoy your meds.
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eur0
| 14
What if your pulling instead of rotating it ? Happens to me all the time , lol.
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lilhellian
| 26
I couldn't help but think of the fml before this one.. :S
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priceyfml
| 7
My lord the image O.O
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Rosie_Posie43
| 12
I went through that too... Made my dad turn into my servant and open my meds for me everyday. Why must the doctors torture us so??? "t(.____. "t )
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MatteKudasai
| 17
You made him do it every single day? Why didn't you just put the cap on looser after the first time?
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Rosie_Posie43
| 12
I wasn't the one closing it now was I?
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Kiki242
| 19
Your doctor is a but of a troll.
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lilhellian
| 26
So he spews a lot of shit? Thats not a nice thing to say about docs.
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Kiki242
| 19
I only said his doctor. Not all of them.
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lilhellian
| 26
41 Check your typo, then my comment. :)