By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 20:03 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML
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gracehi 31

Might I suggest a hammer? OR you could get a child to open it. Those little ******* seem to be the only ones capable of opening those damn child safety caps.

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Rowdey 10

Too rational. Deemed not worthy for FML.

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dustyb90 4

Lol my 3 year old can open those. Seems children can open them easier than most adults. Fyl OP

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sougstad 7

You can try what seagulls do when they want to open clams. Look for a rock, and repeatedly drop the clam on the rock, clam opens, mission accomplished. Now you give it a college try...

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winkydog4056 16

How could 35 somethings possibly vote for YDI!? Winky just doesn't get it.

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Dracoboxer357 35

43- Never under estimate an asshole. :p (I'm not even sure of the proper term for a group of such. A collection of assholes? A button hole? An arsenal of asshole sounds about right.) :P

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chubbybunny963 7

'Child proof'. Ha. Those things are impossible to open, child or not. Sorry OP

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vintaqe 28

Push and twist is not impossible ....

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_TasteTheRainbow 24

That's not good :-( Get someone else to open it for you maybe? Hope everything works out for you!

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FlyingPie 17

Look on the bright side; I've heard that movement of the limbs (and exercise) is supposed to help reduce arthritis.

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myklknife 6

I'm in a similar boat, broken wrist that's in a cast all my meds are in those annoying "child proof" bottles so I can't open them by myself.

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Steve95401 49

Once you have the bottle open, store the remaining pills in a container that is easier to open.

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KVKdragon 26

Your comment is too stupid for FML. Who are you to say what is and isn't for this website? Only the moderators have a say for that

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