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By  HKCgrimmjow  |  15

Heh stop being such a pussy!

By  happle  |  21

Poor thing probably farted in your face because you don't give him enough attention. I'd kill to get affection from my cat.

  Synistiel  |  14

It can actually be annoying to want constant attention. My cat almost never lets me be alone, meowing as loud as she can whenever I am in the bathroom, school, in another room, even in the same room when I'm not petting her or holding her. They can be clingy creatures. :I

  outoftown  |  26

39 - My cat did that. A friend told me her dog did that after the dry food got mold and upset his stomach.
I didn't smell mold, but got him fresh food; problem solved.

  Welshite  |  39

Grammar Nazis don't patter softly like a gentle drizzle. They swoop down upon you; descending like half-crazed vultures. They feed off your misery and revel in your pain.

Most of their victims are lucky to escape alive. You corrected yourself just in time.

  Bubbelz  |  24

Which word are you talking about? Is it "behave"? Or "fuck"?

If you truly cannot face these terrible words, please refrain from plugging in your computer's power cable. Now unplug it. Save your soul!

  ironichalibut  |  24

29- When I was a kid and I got him I was insanely excited, we did everything together. I remember sharing my deepest thoughts and feelings with him. Through the years we've fought and made up more times than I can remember, he's my closest friend. I'm older now though, and when he tackles me when I get home I just can't bounce back like a kid, and his giant tiger farts are just horrendous.


#65 it's not a debate, it's simply a well known fact. Dogs, if well trained, are reliable and obedient. All a cat does is piss and shit and mess everything up, on top of make annoying naggy noises all day because it's being selfish... No matter how good you "train" it. Sorry if you can't agree.

  SpazTheGreat  |  14

Aww, how cute, you like "training" things to be "obedient". We've recently been adopted by an outdoor cat who, while absolutely loves to force his way in our house, is the most docile cat I've ever meet. Incredibly "well-behaved" and is perfectly content just being in the same room. However, he loves his stomach being rubbed.