Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
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Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to braid her hair. When I was done, she said Daddy's girlfriend does it better. I wasn't aware we had an open marriage. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
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mufasaniqqa 13
aw **** man, sorry about that.
MondRubberduck 24
That´s no problem. You know. Kids are easy to bribe.
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Comments (134)
worldclassrager 41
Divorce and see what can be done about custody of your daughter... Or just hope she means grandpa
jnugzzz 6
Am I the only one that thinks the daughter could just be saying that? When I was a kid I probably would have said something like that to annoy my dad, but my mom definitely never cheated on my dad, and even if she were to, I would not have met him. Kids sometimes say things without knowing what it really means
joopjoop 19
I agree! today my son declared that he was really me and I was him!!! if I believed him right away who knows where I would be right now!
LennyComa 39
Time to ditch the Bitch, Unless you're daughter is lying to piss you off.
howsthisforaname 34
There are special therapists that can talk to kids and tell you if they have been coached to say things. Make your daughter an appointment, either something is going on and you need to get in front of it or she made it up and you need to find out why. Either way don't leave this hanging and make your daughter the top priority.
daweiandahalf 1
Sorry bro, but cut it off...
coklara 15
Hi
jetsfan204 4
Could just be an uncle friend of family.?? Kids know how to play too could be nobody but a g but sit your old lady down and ask her wtf she knows about this she could be training the child to say that did you piss her off lately lie maybe karma sucks
juturnaamo 29
I was thinking about this too. If her friend or cousin that she spends a lot of time with calls their father daddy, she might think that's his name/title.
JazNim17 18
That was my first thought. My little cousin called most of her older family members "momma" or "daddy" at some point when she was really small. It didn't mean anything.
LexiJ1 18
Dayum.
hella_chan 10
FOR A SECOND I GOT SCARED AND THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT A "SUGAR DADDY" OMFGG HELP
i_h8t_everything 12
One word: Coraline
blackonblight 33
One word: buttons.