Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
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Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to braid her hair. When I was done, she said Daddy's girlfriend does it better. I wasn't aware we had an open marriage. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
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mufasaniqqa 13
aw **** man, sorry about that.
MondRubberduck 24
That´s no problem. You know. Kids are easy to bribe.
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Comments (134)
paramor3 23
It's all fun and games until the kid learns how to talk.....
91hayek 31
This sounds like a pedo joke.
grashopper8 7
Before you go off the deep end of jealousy, is this the only evidence you have of cheating? Small children make things up all the time, it could be a TV character or a dream she had or just her imagination.
johbstonjacob 8
Say, I like your other mommy better, and get her to tell your wife. Bribing her with candy should do the job...
DoginDarkness 8
Always later when the shady shit happens.
brandoneyez1 25
What do we want? Follow up! When do we want it? Now!
vikky538 29
ask her what's daddy's name..
KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
I don't know how old your daughter is but you may not want to jump to any conclusions. My daughter went through a phase where she said she had a secret mommy who turned out to be an imaginary friend under her bed. Kids are weird. Hope you get to the bottom of it soon.
silverstream20 20
I sincerely hope you have a serious talk to your wife about this "other" daddy.
ohhfuckit 4
It's funny how his name is "Other Daddy"
nitrog100 21
I hope you get to the bottom of this, OP. Getting cheated on sucks, but if that turns out to be the case, you're totally going to win the divorce.