Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to braid her hair. When I was done, she said Daddy's girlfriend does it better. I wasn't aware we had an open marriage. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
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mufasaniqqa 13
aw **** man, sorry about that.
MondRubberduck 24
That´s no problem. You know. Kids are easy to bribe.
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Comments (134)
sarahmaxine 19
Call Maury
metalhead88 9
Time to call Maury
lelandwdouglas 9
My youngest son actually said this same thing to me when he was just about 2 years old. As it turned out he was just making up imaginary people. hopefully that's all this is for you too OP.
mybubbles2000 13
Time to get to the bottom of this. Good luck and sorry OP.
ladybugz23 13
be gentle, ask her to sit down and have a nice talk then ask her questions. if she confess you about cheating on you with other man.... you pack your things and leave her with no argument or fight, just leave quietly. that will make you look good without angry or piss off whatever. because its not your fault.
Drake_The_Dragon 23
There was another FML like just like this a few months ago.
sarah_baby22 15
Aw, you poor thing. You certainly did not deserve this :(
Witchylady 18
Oh boy. I think its time to hire a private investigator and get yourself a lawyer. Your wife is not to be trusted. So sorry OP
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Probably an imaginary Daddy. Try not to overreact until you have proof.
boshbish 14
She's your daughter. Get your wife told. I fail to see why some bitch women do this. I'd never dream of replacing the daddy figure in my kid's life, even if I really hated my ex. As long as he's a fantastic father, that's all that matters.