Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Kimel
Vincent, France
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Anonymous
United States
Grow your own
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Marytza
United States
Step-father, right?
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Anonymous
Evil child
Today, after my stepdaughter warned me that she’d get rid of me, she's finally successfully driven such a large wedge between me and my wife that we haven’t spoken in a month, and today she asked me for a divorce. Well played, stepdaughter, well played. FML
Mom
Romance is dead
Today, my daughter came over, furiously ranting that her husband had asked for a divorce. During the conversation, I asked what she did to make him happy. She glared at me and yelled, "It's not my job to make my husband happy!" I'm on her husband's side after that. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Lorne
Request denied
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
DD.
France
Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Top comments
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
You shouldn't have married her in the first place.
botanistjessica 24
Uh oh. Better lawyer up.
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makkarari 18
Must mean your doing your job! As the saying goes, if your kids tell you they hate you, your doing something right. A divorce must fall under the same category! Chin up! She will love you again soon!
couchcat 25
At least you get half of everything.
tiger820 20
must be doing a good job we aren't supposed to be our kids best friends! it that said my daughter hates me every time I punish her but ten minutes later she's up under me telling me she loves me. the anger is short lived!
evanmurphy 14
Haha. You just got rejected... As a parent. Ouch!
itsme82 18
Awe I don't know what context she said this in. But like others I'm assuming she was upset with you. The thing about kids is they never stay mad long and change their mind every five minutes. Cheer up op.
evanmurphy 14
Really?
jeepers_1 21
you do know that after 13 kids can actually be "divorced" from their parents, also known as emancipation.
ohSNAPyall 27
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
worldclassrager 41
Aren't you deemed dad for life?
Xion0014 20
Isn't the word she's looking for is emancipate?
FSGInsainity 15
did ya move there from Alabama?
scarlett3diaz 24
I mean when I was little, I wanted to marry my father. I guess now little girls want to divorce them
Xion0014 20
Um.... Thats weird >.>