oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
failure as a parent
Bound Brook, United States
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
dumb dumb
Not the sharpest crayon in the box
Today, my idiot daughter used my wax warmer to try to give herself a bikini wax using old crayons. Not sure which YouTube idiot she learned it from, but the stench of melted crayon, burnt hair, and singed flesh isn’t a smell I’ll soon be forgetting. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
SadDad
Alexandria, United States
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
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McA513M 0
Haha, I think someone needs to restrict access to the internet, lol
dacho 7
In other words: "I fail as a parent, Internet is raising my kids." I agree, **** your life. And **** your kids' lives, too.
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Allymeme 3
You fail as a parent.
inconvienentgurl 0
yeah you kinda do....it would be smart to teach your kid right n wrong... right be good...wrong dont burn the freakin house down!!! or play w/ fire!!! how old is this kid ne way???
YourMooseyFate 0
It's your responsibility as a parent to teach your daughter not to do stupid things she sees on the internet (or elsewhere). You have to teach her right from wrong; you can't expect her to figure it out on her own. It's also a good idea to hide flammable and poisonous substances from small children. I'm not even a mother and I know this kind of stuff. YDI.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
That made me laugh so much. :') I hope she's okay. Still lol-worthy, though. ;D
Avenging_Angel 0
YouTube is the new fad, guys. Back in the old days they used to say "Everyone else is doing it!" Now it's "I saw it on YouTube!"
mercedeslove 0
How old is she? Actually it doesn't matter. I hope you beat the **** out of your mistake that you carried around for nine months and now the world must suffer.
dspadres 0
Keep her away from Mythbusters.
YourMooseyFate 0
^this. lol'd
wyld3fyr3 3
i second that, when i watch mythbusters theres usually a problem about an hour later
blkwhtrbbt 0
WIN statement.
_system_ 0
The Internet, it really is full of win.
Brooklynxman 0
Today, my daughter learned an important life lesson: If you do things you saw done on the internet without fact-checking, bad shit happens. Like you place to live with all your stuff inside burning to the ground.
ThatFailed 0
Don't blame YouTube You shouldn't let YouTube raise your kids :/
sillyzombiekid 0
YDI for having a dumbass of a daughter.