oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
failure as a parent
Bound Brook, United States
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
dumb dumb
Not the sharpest crayon in the box
Today, my idiot daughter used my wax warmer to try to give herself a bikini wax using old crayons. Not sure which YouTube idiot she learned it from, but the stench of melted crayon, burnt hair, and singed flesh isn’t a smell I’ll soon be forgetting. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
SadDad
Alexandria, United States
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
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McA513M 0
Haha, I think someone needs to restrict access to the internet, lol
dacho 7
In other words: "I fail as a parent, Internet is raising my kids." I agree, **** your life. And **** your kids' lives, too.
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Tech_N9ne 0
BOOM
cml13 0
hahahahaha thats amazing....why do so many people have so many negative things to say about all these posts? they are funny and many of you take this way to seriously...half of them are fake anyway so dont get too in to it...I mean good lord get a hobby...or get laid...trust me it helps :)
xclegend613 0
then why are you posting on here?
triplethreat13 0
*Giggles* That sounds like something I would have done when I was like 11.
Maddrus 4
Hahaha. Best FML ever.
HxCereal 0
Hey hey hey now. Let's not be evil. Just because her kid is dumb and is now covered in 3rd degree burns does NOT mean she's at fault here. Her kid is just suicidal.
xclegend613 0
i have a feeling there will be a part 2 of this fml
CarterColbie 4
Your daughter is a dumbass, my friend.
Taravampire 0
WOw. I don't think ive done something that stuupid in a while and im a teenager.
terran0 0
it's like. throws In so how was ur da--- BOOM BoOM owe
stevenburnsred 0
why does everyone assume the kid is like 3-5? it could also be a pissed off teenager or even a dumbass adult