Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Turns out, an African-American girl approached her and tried to play with her, but my daughter cut her off and said, "I don’t want to play with a black person." I have no idea where she learned this. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML
Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML
Today, I think my daughter is the only person in the world who was born racist. The other day she said to me, “Girls with dark skin can’t be pretty.” FML
Today, while working customer service, I instructed a customer to press the pound key on her cellphone. She hesitated a moment before asking, "Um, the pound key? You mean the hashtag, right?" FML
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Top comments
Grauncho 27
**** hashtags. I'd rather have hashbrowns.
Ambient25 25
Slap the hashtag off her...
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Comments (173)
anormalperson 25
wow, my generation are addicted to hastags.
SexyMexi21 23
Just tell her very calmly... I'll show you a "hashtag"... [clock her right in the mouth) the end. [hashtag]
Tatebuscus1 8
A white teenage girl doesn't have "probs"
daemonsparta 16
she also doesn't realize #whitegirlprobs is full of people mocking her "problems"
NostalgiaFreak9 43
My brother talks in internet slang all the time, like instead of saying "please" when he asks for something, he spells "plz". It's so ******* annoying.
LoyalSatanist666 13
I hope slang ends soon. Making humanity look even more stupid. We need an Apocalypse ASAP!!!
ShadowStarEXE 35
#171, this is definitely the reason we should have a zombie apocalypse. I hope you're right. :)
Nailbiting 6
GOD BLESS AMERICA
in_ya_mouth69 7
That's what teenage girls do than they become little ****** and really easy
completenonsense 16
I'd punch the crap out of your daughter
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
#lol #funny #FYL # Imoutofhastags