Animals, Awkward and Painful: Meat is murder

Meat is murder

By Ihatepigsnow - 07/07/2022 14:00

Today, I was at my uncle’s farm and his pig had piglets. They looked super adorable, so I picked one up. The poor thing started shrieking bloody murder. Mama pig wasn’t too happy. I have the stitches to prove it. FML

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Anderling 29

Thursday 7 July 2022 14:27

Honestly, you’re lucky you walked away at all. There’s a very good reason why boar were so feared and respected in medieval Europe.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 9 July 2022 6:29

You picked up a newborn pig? Big mistake. Pigs are brutal! And considering it was still so young, the mama is going to be extra protective.

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Anderling 29

Thursday 7 July 2022 14:27

Honestly, you’re lucky you walked away at all. There’s a very good reason why boar were so feared and respected in medieval Europe.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 July 2022 15:51

Because they're so boaring?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 July 2022 17:40

You are right, Jill. Adult male pigs are boars, adult females are sows and the babies are hamlets.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 9 July 2022 6:29

You picked up a newborn pig? Big mistake. Pigs are brutal! And considering it was still so young, the mama is going to be extra protective.

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