FML : Today, I learnt that my guinea pig can shoot poop across the room like a tiny brown torpedo. How did I find this out? It landed in my coffee. It wasn't...

Today, I learnt that my guinea pig can shoot poop across the room like a tiny brown torpedo. How did I find this out? It landed in my coffee. It wasn't until after I'd finished my coffee that I noticed it. FML

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You deserved it

By mother of piggies - / Wednesday 4 April 2018 15:00 /

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By manb91uk | 21

#7618918 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 15:29

It's alright, feed the little shit-machine coffee beans and marvet it as a new forum of Kopie Luack

By sixtus1973 | 24

#7618917 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 15:29

I would say you are not exactly a coffee expert.

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By Dave_Davington | 31

#7618915 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 15:26

How fucking disgusting is must your coffee be for a rodent to be able to shit in it without you noticing? Even instant coffee's not that bad.

By sixtus1973 | 24

#7618917 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 15:29

I would say you are not exactly a coffee expert.

By manb91uk | 21

#7618918 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 15:29

It's alright, feed the little shit-machine coffee beans and marvet it as a new forum of Kopie Luack

sixtus1973 | 24

#7618920 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 15:31

*Kopi Luwak

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7618946 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 16:10

"The best part of waking up is guinea pig poop in your cup!"

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7618950 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 16:16

I always thought coffee was crap but that is just ridiculous

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7618957 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 16:42

Poop shouldn't be hard enough to shoot out of any bum hole. Your pet needs more fiber in their diet.

By John Nemeth | 13

#7618986 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 17:39

Sounds like premeditated turder

By RichardPencil | 25

#7618992 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 17:59

“I had a dream there were turds in my coffee,

Turds in my coffee, and

You’re so...”

Glowworm56 | 25

#7619020 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 19:03

Thumbs up for the Carly Simon song reference.

By AzrielB | 8

#7619009 - Wednesday 4 April 2018 18:36

seems more likely it was a mouse in your cupboard and the poop just looks similar. still an FML though

By dexter420 | 21

#7619156 - Thursday 5 April 2018 2:43

I don’t think you learned shit

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