Today, I learnt that my guinea pig can shoot poop across the room like a tiny brown torpedo. How did I find this out? It landed in my coffee. It wasn't until after I'd finished my coffee that I noticed it. FML
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manb91uk
| 22
It's alright, feed the little shit-machine coffee beans and marvet it as a new forum of Kopie Luack
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sixtus1973
| 26
I would say you are not exactly a coffee expert.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
How fucking disgusting is must your coffee be for a rodent to be able to shit in it without you noticing? Even instant coffee's not that bad.
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sixtus1973
| 26
I would say you are not exactly a coffee expert.
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manb91uk
| 22
It's alright, feed the little shit-machine coffee beans and marvet it as a new forum of Kopie Luack
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sixtus1973
| 26
*Kopi Luwak
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Glowworm56
| 25
"The best part of waking up is guinea pig poop in your cup!"
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CrazyTrainWreck
| 19
I always thought coffee was crap but that is just ridiculous
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Poop shouldn't be hard enough to shoot out of any bum hole. Your pet needs more fiber in their diet.
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John Nemeth
| 14
Sounds like premeditated turder
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RichardPencil
| 27
“I had a dream there were turds in my coffee,
Turds in my coffee, and
You’re so...”
Turds in my coffee, and
You’re so...”
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Glowworm56
| 25
Thumbs up for the Carly Simon song reference.
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AzrielB
| 8
seems more likely it was a mouse in your cupboard and the poop just looks similar. still an FML though
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dexter420
| 21
I don’t think you learned shit