How fucking disgusting is must your coffee be for a rodent to be able to shit in it without you noticing? Even instant coffee's not that bad.

I would say you are not exactly a coffee expert.

It's alright, feed the little shit-machine coffee beans and marvet it as a new forum of Kopie Luack

"The best part of waking up is guinea pig poop in your cup!"

I always thought coffee was crap but that is just ridiculous

Poop shouldn't be hard enough to shoot out of any bum hole. Your pet needs more fiber in their diet.

Sounds like premeditated turder

“I had a dream there were turds in my coffee, Turds in my coffee, and You’re so...”

seems more likely it was a mouse in your cupboard and the poop just looks similar. still an FML though

I don’t think you learned shit