By mother of piggies - 04/04/2018 15:00

Today, I learnt that my guinea pig can shoot poop across the room like a tiny brown torpedo. How did I find this out? It landed in my coffee. It wasn't until after I'd finished my coffee that I noticed it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 099
You deserved it 425

Same thing different taste

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manb91uk 22

It's alright, feed the little shit-machine coffee beans and marvet it as a new forum of Kopie Luack

"The best part of waking up is guinea pig poop in your cup!"

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How ******* disgusting is must your coffee be for a rodent to be able to shit in it without you noticing? Even instant coffee's not that bad.

I would say you are not exactly a coffee expert.

manb91uk 22

It's alright, feed the little shit-machine coffee beans and marvet it as a new forum of Kopie Luack

"The best part of waking up is guinea pig poop in your cup!"

CrazyTrainWreck 19

I always thought coffee was crap but that is just ridiculous

Lobby_Bee 17

Poop shouldn't be hard enough to shoot out of any bum hole. Your pet needs more fiber in their diet.

“I had a dream there were turds in my coffee, Turds in my coffee, and You’re so...”

Thumbs up for the Carly Simon song reference.

AzrielB 8

seems more likely it was a mouse in your cupboard and the poop just looks similar. still an FML though